Philip O'Reilly

Happy Halloween. Remember, whatever happens tonight, they’re just kids.

Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing ANYTHING away EVER. I snuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. Unless you win the lottery in which case those are #2 and #3.

I’m much more negative on “fine.” Most married guys probably are.

Laundry day is challenging.

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. — Jon Stewart

“Don’t put all your eggs in one basket” is stupid advice because do you really want to carry a dozen baskets around the grocery store?

With a few exceptions, the Hometown Remix jerseys suck. Ottawa is not one of those exceptions.

Ottawa’s last PP goal was October 29, 2026, against the Los Angeles Kings. Could use one now.

It’s a tough economy.

You don't "have to" say anything.

My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks.

Ottawa fans are loving yesterday's epic collapse of Montreal. Remember, we still gave up 6 unanswered the other day. I won't to love how well Ottawa is doing, not feel better because another team is doing worse. Fix the PP!!!

They say, “the richest life is full of memories,” but I tried spending some of those at the grocery store and they’re worth bupkis.

This is headed behind the paywall in a week.

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. — Steve Irwin

One meme is worth a thousand words. At least when it comes to accumulating followers.