John Cena’s hilarious response to people who keep asking why he doesn’t have kids Trevor Noah: “I see why everyone goes, ‘Why aren’t you going to have kids?’” John Cena: “Me?” Eugene: “You don’t have kids?” John Cena: “No. Whoa, man. You came out the gate with the parent shame club. You know what? Should I be ducking that?” “That’s the funniest part. Let’s lean into that. Go ahead. Go ahead. What’s on your mind?” “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that, though.” Eugene: “Why? How? Tell us more.” John Cena: “My sperm has never fertilized an egg. That’s how I don’t have kids.”