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Fact: The world’s longest drum solo was 13 hours and 26 minutes. It was performed by a 5 year old little bastard on the back of my seat while flying from London to Singapore.
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Most of the U.K. is now under drought orders & failing supply
Flashback to when it rained for 50 days straight 5 months ago. Build some reservoirs & fix leaks you thieving water company bastards
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Lol the second lady release tsar bomba
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🚨 kier Starmer basically just said if you voted for Farage last week you are a Racist Bigot and are heading down a dark path!
This is exactly why Labour will never be in power ever again 🥀
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A bidder for Sheffield Wednesday has been told the club will start next season in League One with a 15-point penalty.
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Dear @CadburyUK @DairyMilkIn @CadburyWorld your chocolate is now waxy Palm Oil full of shitolate - it’s not chocolate!!
THANK GOODNESS people are not buying your crap!!
AND ITS EASTER!!! EASTER!! Easter isn’t a Season!!
ITS EASTER!!!!!!! BOYCOTT CADBURY crap seed oil Shitolate (it’s not chocolate) Palm Oil causes INFLAMMATION
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Latest article is out now on the BBC Sport website. Loved writing this one. Encapsulating the beauty and the chaos of a long mid week away trip. 🐏 #dcfc #dcfcfans
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The movingly beautiful story of where Hammond went during his near death experience. Powerful and touching, thank god he’s still with us.
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To any MP deluding themselves that we’re some omnipotent global superpower, I have one suggestion. Go to your constituency and look around. See what’s happening in communities up and down Britain. In your community, to your voters. To the people you are supposed to represent. Our country’s infrastructure has been shattered by decades of unnecessary decay and rot. Failure, festering everywhere for all to see.
Go to a town centre. Any town centre. Boarded up shops. Filth, everywhere. Graffiti, rubbish, broken pavements. Hospitals literally crumbling apart. An NHS teetering on the verge of collapse every time it blows a cold wind. So much unnecessary death and suffering because we have failed to prioritise our own vulnerable. Schools, in battered old buildings. The concrete peeling away. The road system is in tatters. Pothole after pothole after pothole. A road network that would embarrass the Indians.
I mean for goodness sake, even children’s playgrounds are left to rust away. Fenced off, broken equipment. Do we have no pride, at all? Anything that belongs to the state is shrivelling and dying, and nobody cares.
Nothing ever gets built. Never ever gets fixed. We are living in some depressing holding pattern, circling the ever-closer drain.
Britain is becoming a third world country, large parts already have the infrastructure of one.
And what, we're supposed to just sit back and accept it? Believe it's all normal? Just part of life?
No. I am absolutely sick of the grim acceptance that this is the best Britain can have. Pure defeatism.
We have the best people in the world, but the very worst establishment. Lions led by donkeys is unfair on the latter.
So I will make no apologies for leading a political party that unapologetically puts the British people first.
That is exactly what Restore Britain is doing.
We will not change, I promise you that.
Who’d have thought we’d concede multiple goals with a ridiculous defensive line up. No where near play-off ready #dcfcfans
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