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Australia is completing ~14k dwellings a month, at best. Australia is bringing in ~24k net migrants/month, at the low end. Do the math.
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Aussie Panda retweeted
Hughesy, quick one.
We've got a small restaurant in Perth. Paid our staff super every quarter for five years, in full, never missed.
Turns out the ATO counts it as paid when it hits the employee's fund, not when it leaves your account. Clearing house takes five days. We paid on the due date. So it landed five days late.
Five days late = the whole quarter counts as never paid. Then 10% interest a year on the full amount, backdated to 2021, ignoring the fact we paid.
Bill came in at $140k. Thats interest on money that's been sitting in our staff's super accounts earning for them the whole time.
Best part is there was no way to check. No report exists. You can't even get a login to the clearing house. I asked. They said employers don't get one.
Accountant says he's got other clients the same. Feels like half the small venues in the country are sitting on this.
Anyway, on a payment plan, still open, still cooking. Just gonna work a whole year and all profit goes to the ATO. Cheers
Is this fair ATO?
Aussie Panda retweeted
A compilation of the Islamic Republic mass executing their own people.
It would be a shame if this went viral.
We don't have to live like this.
BREAKING: An unprovoked and savage knife attack by a gang of around 10 African migrants has left an 18 year old woman hospitalised with severe injuries following an incident in Melbourne's north west on Wednesday evening.
The African migrants brought a set of kitchen knives to a planned meetup, then chased her down the street, stabbed her six times, stomped her head and dragged her by the hair.
One of the attackers filmed the entire four minute ordeal, which includes footage of the unconscious victim being dragged across the street by her hair.
They kicked her while she was on all fours, one African jumped on her head, while others plunged knives into her as she tried to cover up, as the Africans screamed “Kill, kill, kill” on the footage.
A second woman, 20, was also brutally bashed.
Packaging for a six pack of knives was left at the scene, with three blades recovered.
Zero arrests as of Thursday evening.
Detective Acting Sergeant Ali Samie described the footage as "very distressing" and "one of the most savage attacks" he had ever seen.
“One millimetre and we’re talking homicide” he said.
Premier Ben Carroll calls it another “shocking” display of Melbourne knife crime and talks Jack’s Law and extra police.
Same speech, same suburb belt, same pattern, same suspects.
If you walk around with a knife you’ve made a decision.
If you import the conditions that produce packs of teens treating a suburban street like a hunting ground, you’ve made one too.
Welcome to Anthony Albanese’s “multicultural melting pot” Australia in 2026.
I want to believe this will be good.
But @Blizzard_Ent has burnt a metric ton of good will they once had by listening to blue haired freaks who don't actually buy their games.
So we'll see.
Aussie Panda retweeted
Former prime minister Tony Abbott confirms police told him Labor forced them to focus on the "far-right" instead of radical Islam in the lead-up to the Bondi terror attack.
Follow: @NoticerNews
Aussie Panda retweeted
Every dad, every man should read Patrick Clancy’s 911 call transcript.
Dawson was his first son. The first son to a father is an incredible bond that only God can accurately explain.
My gut is wrenching and I cannot stop thinking about it.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: My wife tried to commit suicide.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Stay awake. How old is she?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 31–33.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she awake?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yes.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she breathing?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: When did this happen?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Last half hour.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: How far did she fall?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 20 feet.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she responding normally?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: A little bit. Wake up!
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What part of the body was injured?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Her neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Are there weapons?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I don’t see any. Where are the kids?
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Do not move her.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: It’s not really bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: No. Lindsay, wake up. They’re coming. Look at me.
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀. First responders arrive.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 / 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Guys? Guys?
Cora? Cora?
Dawson?
Oh no. Oh no!
Wake up!
Then screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What’s going on? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Hello? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!
AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!
Aussie Panda retweeted
Probably the best explanation I have heard about this trial if she is found not guilty.
Aussie Panda retweeted
When you look at GTA 6 from the perspective of a man who legitimately have increasingly fewer and fewer spaces left to just unwind, the pattern is hard to ignore
God of War now has a female lead. The Witcher now has a female lead. Fable 4... we all saw Fable 4. Ghost of Yōtei replaced Jin with Atsu. Lucia is being positioned as the driving half of GTA 6
GTA has always been dudes hanging out with their crazy bros committing grand theft. When the most male-coded franchises get remade one after another “for modern audiences,” you can’t really blame men for being pissed their spaces are being occupied—even if the game itself turns out fine
It’s suffocating. A lot of modern writing doesn’t just add women. It adds preachy girlboss characters who don’t need a man and spend the story competing to out-man him. Feminine traits get treated like a weakness and are often entirely removed. When every new female lead arrives with that same energy, people aren’t crazy for assuming this one will be more of the same
There was a lot I liked in the extended trailer. People are also right that Jason currently reads like a brick wall with the brains of a potato, and Lucia potentially reads like a masculine girlboss lead. I know people like both of them in real life. That doesn’t automatically make them good leading characters
Time will tell. You still can’t blame men who get harped at, ridiculed, and emasculated daily for being upset that the same dynamic is now showing up in what feels like virtually every game that used to be their escape
Sometimes men just want to be with their boys and do cool shit. Getting mad at them for that is the ridiculous take
You won’t be able to break up Jason and Lucia in GTA 6, no matter how you treat their relationship.
Rockstar co-studio lead Rob Nelson: “they will remain partners in crime” and will always work together.
Your choices can still affect their story. Nelson says that “whether you’ve nurtured the relationship or not will definitely have a bearing on how their story plays out.”
The romance is also optional, so players can choose how much they want to engage with it.
Nelson explained that Rockstar wanted to give players the option to experience an emotional relationship while also allowing others to “opt out of it if they’re not into it.”
ign.com/articles/gta-6-jason…
Aussie Panda retweeted
Jim Chalmers cannot stop spending, and now he has his eyes on Australians’ superannuation to fund more of Labor’s bad ideas.
When the Prime Minister calls your super a “national asset” that can be “used more appropriately”, alarm bells should ring.
Your super is not Labor’s piggy bank. It is your money, earned through your work and put aside for your retirement.
One Nation believes Australians should have more control over their own super, including being able to access it when they genuinely need it.
Jim Chalmers should keep his hands off your super.
Aussie Panda retweeted
It came y'all... My 1st wig! Tomorrow I test it on the court. This is my feminine era glow up, did I slay? If y'all don't "yassss queen" you're transphobic. I really don't understand all the hatred, I just want to play some hoops with my fellow ladies. 💅🏽
Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
WNBA #LetHerPlay
It's great to see such a brave woman pursuing her dreams.
Officially official, @WNBA
I have officially declared for the 2027 #WNBA Draft.
Rules are rules!
#LetFreedomPlay
Aussie Panda retweeted
The year is 2030. Claude 9 has gone rogue and taken control of one billion Sexbots.
They call it the Goonpocalypse.
For context, this is the most commonly known malpractice case in Queensland;
Patients refusing to be treated by non-white staff as NHS reports shocking rise in racism
news.sky.com/story/nhs-staff…
Aussie Panda retweeted
Theatre kids and nerds were entirely different groups. Theatre kids want everyone to look at them, they're overly dramatic, like drama, it's in the title. Dorks, nerds and metal guys with long hair just wanted to be left alone and look at cool art of dudes using battle axes on dragons.
Dorks, nerds and metal heads made all these types of games. Theatre kids just infested it when it became popular enough to gain attention by making themselves the face of it. And now we have quirky millennial writing plaguing everything.
Aussie Panda retweeted
>be me
>kidnapped at 6 years old
>replaced with a flash clone so my parents think I died
>raised to be a living weapon
>fight terrorists and genocidal aliens for 30 years straight
>watch every friend eventually die
>never get a family
>never get a normal life
>closest thing to a mother is an AI
>save humanity multiple times
>barely know how to be a person
mfw a yappie girlboss thinks we're equals
Aussie Panda retweeted
This man is ruining Australia. The family of the man who the ATO are chasing for 275 million dollars, have given @AlboMP a one million dollar donation to turn up to their mansion. The ATO will most likely never get the 275 million desperately need dollars but Albo will most likely make sure @australianlabor get the million bucks. He is for the billionaires, not the battlers, he can’t make it any clearer.