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(me when person doesn't like my post) they smell failure on me. i reek with desperation & despair. ppl are evolutionary attuned to subconsciously distance themselves from weak people
(person in reality) i wanna like this post but my thumb covered in a pepperoni grease ! aowaowaow
been really enjoying how much ive been finding myself lately hella smiling warmly with strangers gradually becoming a silent pillar of the neighborhood hell yea im gonna post diary entries until the day i delete my social media you bet your sweet tuckus i'll run that character li
finally home after party and work wore a great outfit didnt take one photo bc it wasnt really a costume but i kept telling people i was Sexy Pickle please enjoy my messy room Yea I Got the Derpession
some call me Androgynous because of the boobs & penis but i was actually named after a song by Minneapolis rock band The Replacements















