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Satire
Joined January 2018
Just remember MiCA 2.0
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$ETH 8H bounced at support taking out stops above $2500
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You know how to make it in a bull run? Red days, bid. People calling tops on X, bid. Flash liquidations candles, bid. Significant consolidation periods, bid. And do NOTHING. Just bid. Go play WoW, enjoy the colder months, let the simplicity of an uptrend ripen the wallet.
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for the culture
“Babe, you promised me lower lows."
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interbank networks.
🇪🇺 NEW: The ECB launches Pontes, enabling digital euro payments for tokenized wholesale transactions between banks.
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‘position is what pays’ 🫡
What's more important? Calling a bottom or buying it? Some were worried about calling the bottom to try save face While a few of us were worried about PLAYING it CT can "call" just about anything But it doesn't matter if you don't play Position is what pays Everyone called this bottom, but many didn't even buy So really, who cares This place is about making MONEY Not just making calls
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reallly scraping the bottom of the barrel for some story to stick innit
⚡️ TODAY: Uniswap founder Hayden Adams revealed SBF bought Uniswap(.)com for seven figures to troll them, only for the team to win the domain for free.
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you’re not bullish enough 😂
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no way
Babe wake up they’re spreading excessive levels of FUD again before they suddenly agree to shake hands or temporarily ceasefire again as close to things worsening as possible to send the markets higher and shake everyone out
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these ‘useless’ eth L2s pushing double digit moves
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working in the best interest of NY’s network
🤖 Made with AI
#BREAKING: USDA cracks down on 170 stores across New York over SNAP fraud.
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taking out ‘fraudulent networks’ anon
#BREAKING: DOJ busts $250M fake nursing diploma ring run through Haitian immigrant networks.
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gm shiba faders ☀️
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Sea Goat Updates 🌊🐐 1. Sea Goat is currently being set up as a Cayman Islands limited company 🇰🇾 2. Launch delayed to November 2026 3. More than a dozen less than 20 strategies 4. Research white papers on launch will include; buy and hold, trend following and DCA
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🇺🇸 REUTERS: The Fed is about to make bank stress tests far more transparent. They will be publishing the models, equations and scenarios banks have been kept in the dark about for years.
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obvious visit
JUST IN: Jake Paul visits the U.S. Treasury Department to discuss economic policy with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.
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$ETH 8H bounced at support taking out stops above $2500
$ETH 12H $2500 hammering price either bounce or break at support
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something something we don’t need banks anymore something something
🇪🇺 NEW: Banks now make up nearly 23% of crypto providers on the EU’s MiCA register after doubling their presence to about 80 since late June.
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complexities innit
🚨 JUST IN: Yen stablecoin issuer JPYC halts Ethereum and Polygon issuance reservations after a glitch, while investigating the cause.
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issuing pristine collateral and lending it out. kinda like bitcoin but better cuz it’s backed by something
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