Parker Tankus

But I reached into my pocket found three twenties and a Zyn It feels so good feelin' good again

Just flipped my last sandblast pot. Sometimes an easier way to make money than being a wayward natty boy

how much could you actually trust a guy who was lucky enough to be born in highland park but ended up at OU?

we are undefinable.

the mineral bro dad life in one photo. great day to buy Barnett royalties at 2x annual cash flow.

kinda wild that some folks living in 2026 still think that bringing any type of white “chili” to a potluck gathering is a positive contribution.

make sure yall check your kids candy tonight. don’t want someone to sneak some heavy burdened non-op WI in that bowl of royalties.

mineral owner: (4 days after offer was sent) ok thanks that looks low, give me a month to try to get more bids. me: ok well my offer expires tomorrow mo: what? But that’s not fair? It’s the only offer we’ve received so far! ☠️

the left should be consistent in their distain for landlords and hate mineral owners instead of the tenant, oil companies. few.

deleted a post that someone made it out of the normal bubble I live in and into GP. insane people out there. g-d help us all.

you’re always the optimist.

does it get any better than a cool fall day, with a fresh long sleeve tee, the kids at the park and a new can of Zyn? peak 🇺🇸

am I going to corporate night at tulsa Oktoberfest? no because I’m not a homosexual.

Why would someone buy a plumbing business when they could make life changing passive income owning oil and gas royalties?

I'm not stealing your minerals boomer bob, you own under a lot in the Barnett. You make $100 a year. $100 is fair compensation for doing all the paperwork so your kids have one fewer reason to speak with your selfish ass.

if that ain’t country, it’ll harelip the pope

got Braum’s

7.5nma for $100 in far southeastern Pittsburg that will never be drilled and the files included hand written correspondence from Gene Stipe? I have a sickness.

ou texas should really be called guys who didn’t get into texas texas few.

just had a boomer mineral owner send me his inventory in .wpd insane that these guys still have the right to vote