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I've never been skydiving but I do fall down a lot. @belowparmetheus - weird stupid horny alt for stupid horny weirdos MDNI, I don't value your opinions.

Singapore, mostly.
Joined July 2012
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In hindsight, I should have realised I was bi when I named my penis 'Marlena'.
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Confession: I am never 100% sure I'm doing laundry right. Why are there so many buttons.
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Are you a chudcel or a chodecel ? There is at least 1 wrong answer
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Anya Taylor-JOI retweeted
Mutuals are welcome to follow my priv, if you promise to be weird creepy perverts about it.
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Dick Rating market is saturated, let me rate your disappointed faces
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My Chemical Snow Pants
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Anya Taylor-JOI retweeted
the 12 hour libbing out period is over. it is now time to kill and eat the first elected democrat you see
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Anya Taylor-JOI retweeted
okada said "you don't pay ME $4 million dollars a year to take thumbtacks"
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Trying to figure out if this is about NXT or Smackdown.
I'm confused....people have been paying money to watch a guy in a clown mask pretend to have sex?
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Anya Taylor-JOI retweeted
Been smoking that shit that made Ernesto Che his Guevara
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Can't wait for the Dems to use their newly-won power to finally take down Hasan.
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There was a misprint at the factory and now I need to find a use for 16 crates of "I Vetoed" stickers
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Anya Taylor-JOI retweeted
he asked me what’s my body count i said counting or not counting gang violence
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I can't wait to vaguepost about this
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This sex-shop owner is very forthcoming with his opinions on anal training.
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Been smoking that shit that made Ernesto Che his Guevara
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Normal-Amount-of-Nutting November
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Out here on my Bobby Baccalieri shit (loving my terrible wife, being fat and autistic, only killing one guy in Montreal)
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I'm glad that at half time someone reminded the ref that football is a non-contact sport.
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Anya Taylor-JOI retweeted
So October was all,
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So October was all,
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