Corey (@partycorey) profile picture

im sick from partying but more sick of not partying

Joined February 2009
Rick Perry may not be ashamed to admit he's a Christian, but I'm ashamed that he is a Christian.
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Reggie bush is the poor mans O.J. Simpson.. Fools can't do anything right. #Burnhalomusic,
Just watched @BurnHalo w my mom and dad!
Replying to @bciccapital
@BurnHalo minus James in my hot tub right now.. Be very jealous
Driving to LA drinking coffee till my teeth turn black and listening to @BurnHalo
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I wish I had 2 dicks
Been in a bit of tweeting rut Getting some twitter inspiration from @JordanETID
Sorry I haven't tweeted much. This Tebow kid won't leave me the fuck alone.
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I had this gnarly dream last night that this guy was attacking me.. This man that was trying to kill me for no http://tl.gd/boit3k
If one more person asks what the 'M' stands for it's gonna end up standing for Murder.
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Summer is here. How many days left until winter? There isn't enough SPF 100 in the world to get me thru this. #gothgirlproblems
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Looks like my dad is a jackass too. Asshole. #ripryandunn
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Wanna feel like you're going to die? Take excedrin on an empty stomach
@Bobbyrageshard @JHartOfficial skipping tiger woods to go to church would be breaking the sabbath!