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its so fucked up how crochet tutorials are literally like: step 1 make a slip knot. step 2 do the triple homo back loop front loop doop da doop boopity snoop super granny lace leaf stitch 420 look ma no hands we the best hook music secret style tunisian no jutsu slamp dunk like
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I accidentally hit the grok button
Global warming is my fault guys I’m so fucking sorry
ngl I wish d&p hadn't got an influx of new fans after the hard launch it would have been so much more fun if everyone had grown up with them and there wasn't 14 yos insisting dan is trans
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Rachel 🐸 retweeted
nah sorry, man. can’t come out tonight. i just lit a candle not too long ago and if i put it out now, i’ll be compromising the wax memory
I need fireworks to be banned from everywhere except official displays its not fair that my senior dog has to be terrified all week
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11 years ago when key of shinee dressed up as ronald mcdonald at sm halloween party 2015 creating the most iconic meme of all
America not being walkable is so strange to me like why do they make it so you have to drive absolutely everywhere
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Trainline be like “Get ready for your SPECTACULAR and EXCITING adventure to… Warrington Bank Quay 😍”
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Life gets so much better when you start viewing wildlife as your friends btw, good morning blackbirds and hello my friend little butterfly

















