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(He/Him/Pastyman) Born in Gibraltar, raised in England. Portsmouth, Bognor Regis Town, England and Gibraltar fan. ๐ฌ๐ฎ Colourblind.
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Joined February 2009
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Sad, sad news. Absolute Pompey legend.
The first Pompey goalie I saw when I first attended Fratton Park and that didn't change for many years.
RIP Knightsie. ๐ข โ at Shripney, England
Portsmouth Football Club are devastated to announce the passing of Alan Knight at the age of 65, surrounded by his close family.
The Pompey legend โ who served the club as a goalkeeper, coach and ambassador โ passed away this morning following a battle with prostate cancer.
He will be sadly missed by the Fratton faithful, teammates and all of us at the club who knew and loved him.
Rest in peace, Knightsie. ๐
๐ portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2026โฆ
Holiday snaps!
I like lizards, what can I say!
La Blanche Island, you were brilliant!
Especially Can at the Beach Bar, Ira in the Lounge Bar, the ladies at Coffee Blanche (amazing coffee!), and the ladies making the Gรถzleme!
amazon.co.uk/photos/share/NBโฆ โ at Shripney, England
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Rivalries aside, taking my Pompey hat off and speaking as a completely honest neutral youโve got to say that the EFL have looked at the evidence there and delivered a verdict that the most level headed fan would say is the absolute funniest outcome humanly possible.
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I've got no skin in this other than - and this matters to me! - as a football fan.
It seems to me that, far from being harshly treated, @SouthamptonFC have got off lightly. The evidence they admitted to shows a concerted, planned and repeated operation to spy on opponents. And that's just the three they've fessed up to. It's surely a lot more.
Frankly being removed from the play-offs and a 4 point deduction seems lenient.
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Ali Dia
Fastest ever relegation from PL
2 x 9-0s
Goal music
Ted bates statue
Spygate
Pete Dawson
Bus parade after 50 year FA cup win
Club legend Nut Job Conspiracy Theories
Many more I presume
Thanks for everything over the years
Long may it continue ๐๐ค โค๏ธ๐ค
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1. Tried to cheat for ยฃ200m
2. Bob Higgins
3. 9-0 x2
4. Record for quickest relegation in Prem history
5. 1 major trophy in ~140 odd years
6. Ali Dia
7. Club legend fights with Grok about chemtrails
We couldnโt ask for a better rival could we ๐
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Minus 4, Minus 4 cheating scummers
Minus 4, Minus 4 I say
Minus 4, Minus 4 cheating scummers
Doing football in the Tonda Way
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But for who, Chris Kamara?
Wembley awaits โณ
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No it doesn't.
nytimes.com/athletic/72920โฆ
Next match..... Pre-season Friendly Eastleigh (A) โ at Bodrum, Tรผrkiye
Wembley week ๐๏ธ
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I donโt think itโs your next match lads..
x.com/efl_comms/statโฆ
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The final will be non cheating Hull v non cheating Middlesbrough
The nation
Working towards Hull ๐ช
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No they aren't.
t.co/kGIhl4GksL
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Looking for Southampton in the playoff final
