Blue sky seems nicer than twitter
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Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞
👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
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"While running for Prime Minister on a platform of national security I had to publicly apologise for disrepecting D-day veterans."
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Potholes? Some people have swiss cheese memories filled with “enemies of the people”
Read me: stopthetories.vote
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At the heart of these local elections is a simple question - are you better off after 13 years of the Tories?
And what do you do when the library is closed? What happens if the information is better delivered via other media, like video, as opposed to written in books? What happens when the book you need is out?
Bought @YorkshireTea gold thinking it was going to be a taste sensation. It's bland, more like Lincolnshire Tea or something 😔🫖 – at Whitley Bay, England
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Lucky there are no producer guidelines on whether you need to declare facilitating an £800k loan to a prime minister while applying for a job as chairman of a broadcasting organisation….
BREAKING: Gary Lineker to step back from presenting Match of the Day until agreement reached on social media use - @BBCNews
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Dear BBC,
Can we assume the next series of The Apprentice will not go ahead until an agreement is reached with Lord Sugar?



















