I celebrated a #birthday recently, and it’s amazing as I get #older some of my #thoughts keep getting #darker I hope you can #relate #frustration #mad #dontmesswithme #exhausted #favors #comedy #funnyvideos #boston… instagram.com/p/CErpHX-AN02/…
Played #Golf recently, it’s one of the few activities still open during this #fiasco And what a #horrible #experience it is when you aren’t good at it. #playgolf #putter #pitterpatter #club #golfclub #countryclub… instagram.com/p/CEj7RW0nYjJ/…
What a dumb idea the #snooze #button is. There had to be a better way to wake up right? Shoutout to @ngschuler #tired #sleeping #wakeup #lateforwork #workfromhome #work #latesnack #midnight #sleepingin #alarm… instagram.com/p/CEWuQXtnQ5X/…
I just wish everyone learned to use #gps #apps Occasionally I still have to give people #directions and it drives me #crazy #googlemaps #applemaps #waze #arewethereyet #comedycentral #funnycomics #lol #lololol #smile… instagram.com/p/CEUplpJnUWk/…
#ezpass is a great invention and I’m fully supportive of #automation But I’m not too supportive of getting blasted with #radar #radiation #highway #roadtrip #driving #drivinglessons #roadrage #payattention #carlife… instagram.com/p/CEPj9ZTHUzy/…
#ezpass as convenient as it is not dealing with #tolls (look back at my posts and you’ll see how I feel about them) seems dangerous. I’m not too excited about #radiation being blasted at me every time I #driveby… instagram.com/p/CEKwBJbH-l8/…
There’s a lot of theories about #dinosaurs and I think half of them don’t make sense. The logic behind which one was the smartest is insane. #dinosaursofinstagram #dinosaursarecool #jurrasicpark #prehistoric… instagram.com/p/CDzPXwcHUkA/…
I just recently downloaded the @waze app, and it’s great, I prefer it over googlemaps or applemaps but it does have its share of problems. The #socialmedia aspect of it isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. #gps #driving… instagram.com/p/CDtuZFynwu0/…
#basedonatruestory The guy who sold me my #solarpanels asked for #directions. I gave them to him and at one point I said “at the end of the street, take a left” and he actually asked “what if I take a right?” Really?… instagram.com/p/CDRSRT4nvk6/…
#statue #removal is definitely the business you want to be in these days! I wish I thought of it a few months ago! I’d be #rolling in that #paper !!! #cuppingfarts #history #removehistory #statueofliberty #statues… instagram.com/p/CC39Egin5e6/…
My kids are so addicted to #callofduty they actually think they’ve been to war! How many hours can people play of this game! Follow @paulnardizzi for #hilarious weekly content! #callofdutymodernwarfare… instagram.com/p/CB0-tPynMfI/…
We are approaching one of my all time #favorite #moments in #sports When miketyson bit off evanderholyfield #ear #miketyson it was classic! #funny #funnyvideos #comedy #itsonlyjokes #boxing #ufc #fights #comeback… instagram.com/p/CBjInQAnLC3/…
#quarentine has absolutely #destroyed #standupcomedy There hasn’t been a #comedyshow in months. All I’ve been doing is #zoom #conference #standup and it’s proving to be tricky. #zoomcall #webvideo #bedroom #skype… instagram.com/p/CBdlAmdnXUb/…
#membalife #remember when we used to have lives before #covid19 , #before all the #craziness Actually certain things I don’t want to remember, all I know is I used to have a #life or did I? #memories #court… instagram.com/p/CBYAS0YHv4_/…
When your kids first get their #drivers #license it’s always a very #stressful time. I’m always worried that something is gonna happens to my #baby ... The #car #learnerspermit #dmv #rmv #toyota #ford #tesla… instagram.com/p/CBWQUIjHiur/…
I #hated when my mother #stayed up until I got #home when I was #drinking as a kid. GO TO BED MOM! But once a #mother Always a mother.... #mother #family #drinking #aa #beingakid #quarentine #comedy #comedyposts… instagram.com/p/CBJl4xonNwx/…
One thing I love about these #masks is if you got #nasty #breath I can’t smell it. The distance on the news is a typo. It’s not #6feetapart it’s #60feetapart #comedyposts #funny #bostoncomedy #nyccomedy #masklife😷… instagram.com/p/CA59jgKnipI/…
Listening to people who don’t have kids talk about not having kids drives me crazy. It’s annoying how they just run it in my face like that. #tryingtoconceive #parenthood #children #stuckathome #familytime… instagram.com/p/CAN7-QHnT9w/…
#cereal makes a lot of #promises It says on a box of #cheerios MAY reduce the risk of #heartattack... isn’t MAY a little bit of a stretch? #breakfast #breakfastofchampions #toast #milk #funnyquotes #funny #hahaha @… instagram.com/p/CABKdCzHwFF/…