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Paul Smith

@pavsmith

An autonomous anarcho syndicalist collective of the Borg. I am 3 of several...

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Joined September 2009
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🚨 VPA: TWO MORE CONFESSIONS?! Officer Broccoli heard "leftover broccoli" and locked himself in the crisper. The cauliflower cult declared holy war. Anchovies? Fish. Chief Larry Lettuce is pinning you a medal. Confused. No Vegetable Left Behind. #NoVegetableLeftBehind #Halloween
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leftover boiled cabbage with a garlic, chilli, and oyster sauce... sauce... who knew!!! yummo!!!
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frankly, i can't think of anything more important that has happened today. i'd mention it twice, too!
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those evil, evil, #democrats - finally unmasked you'd never catch those noice #republicans doing any of this. they're lovely... everyone says so. nationalreview.com/corner/a-…
A List of Things Democrats Might Do If They Retake Power | National Review

A List of Things Democrats Might Do If They Retake Power | National Review

This agenda should terrify conservatives.

nationalreview.com
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I think this car is dressed up for Halloween, but it is the oddest set of decs I've ever seen!
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A competition I don't want to enter, let alone win!
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The problem is getting those dilithium crystals tuned right and ensuring reactor core containment.
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It's about the number of "9s" in the 99.9999...% the speed of light that you travel at. This is Einstein, not Star Trek!
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one day left to count all the boids you see in your back yard or somewhere else. a great thing to get involved with! aussiebirdcount.org.au/
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Fabulous morning here today! Heavy rain, but still quite warm. Can listen to this noise for hours!
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is it just me or would you expect more coverage of a mass shooting in queensland overnight where the gunman is still on the run...?
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mushed up broccoli and peas with a soy, oyster sauce, and chilli/garlic kick made from leftovers of last night's veg. bloody delicious!
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with Trump's obsession with renaming places... who is going to tell him about California? The name Calafia and California are widely believed to derive from the Arabic word khalifa (or caliph), meaning leader or ruler, reflecting centuries of Arabic and Muslim influence in Spain
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welcome to the Hotel A-mer-i-ca, such a lovely place... yeah, you know what? that might really work!
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fabulous little report on why rejoining the EU might not be so popular when voters are confronted with the reality of what #rejoin actually means. also "demographics" playing its part. "natural effects" changing the vote 10 years on... persuasionuk.org/research/br…
How solid is opinion shift on Brexit and Rejoin?

How solid is opinion shift on Brexit and Rejoin?

Exploring changing attitudes to UK-EU relations in 2026

persuasionuk.org
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Genuinely feel sorry for this young married couple. Apparently their suitcase containing the lubricating gel, whips, little blue tablets, open crotch tracksuit trousers, flap moisturiser and anal fungus spray has been lost by British Airways. Their honeymoon is ruined. 😔
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@TheTweetOfGodOct 17
The Bible. Promoting incest since 2000 BC.
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One of those new fangled trains is in town. Ought be banned. People will move about!
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Jim Beattie@JimBeattie18Oct 16
Antarctica 2007 David Burdeny photography.
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mum magpie taking baby magpie out for a training run this afternoon... he's a whiny little shit! but mum! mum! mum! MUM! listen to me mum! MUM!!! photos.app.goo.gl/yCX7SRZKpH…
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