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overwatch rlly knows how to piss me off at the end of the day

went to vote and I was the only person there under 65 ggs

im so glad its fall

server giggled handing over the bill

when your iPhone 13 is getting hot and u lowkey gotta put it in the freezer for 5 minutes

seeing a post that is ai but no one in the comments is pointing it out

for anyone concerned about me being shaved, what I meant is that I have no genitalia at all ❤️ thank u

imagine sliding down my panties and its just smooth as a barbie

whenever I watch a crime show I think wow they’re probably giving serial killers ideas and then I don’t go outside for a year

when my bitchass husband goes to work so I can finally watch sex and the city with my polyamorous discord server

U couldnt walk a mile in my bush

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ignoring the green dot in the corner of the screen constantly saying my camera is in use when it shouldn’t be

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice, STOP STOP STOPPP ITTTT 😭

U try supporting local businesses and a latte is $18

Im in DC and someone just blew crack smoke in my face