toasty 🍞 (@pearsoniscool) header
toasty 🍞 (@pearsoniscool) profile picture
Joined April 2020
Photo by toasty 🍞 (@pearsoniscool)Photo by toasty 🍞 (@pearsoniscool)Photo by toasty 🍞 (@pearsoniscool)Photo by toasty 🍞 (@pearsoniscool)
Them stretch marks on that ass make me wanna holla 😍😂😭
16
313
6
9,707
222,401
some good lore fr
This is really deep. Marvel finally adapted to the 50 yr old comic retcon. Here, Vision met Jim Hammond for the first time live action. Jim Hammond is the original human torch not Johnny Storm, the 1939 android human torch. He was the very first android or synthezoid in Marvel, built by professor Phineas Horton. He can burst into flames. He fought in WW2 with Capt America. This line hits because when Ultron built Vision in avengers (1968), he didn't build him from scratch, he built him from the spare parts or remains of Jim Hammond. Same face, same android brain pattern. So Vision literally wears Jim Hammonds face... It's really crazy. This whole season is about what is a real person vs a copy, white vision is a copy of Red Vision, Jocasta is a copy of Katerina wells' brain, Ultron is living as a copy of Vision. And now Jim Hammond shows up to say, Vision is also a copy, he's literally wearing his face.
63
them commercials told me you and jon husted ain’t shit
Vivek Ramaswamy is booed off stage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
32
toasty 🍞 retweeted
Is that not just Anthony Mackie😭
Imagine getting paid to spot random people who look alike. That’s a career I didn’t know I needed. 😂
41
970
6
31,188
735,357
And imma do it again too sadly
embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection
9
481
21
2,627
39,392
toasty 🍞 retweeted
Second picture is so amazing. I love when a big ol fat ass just SITS
Scotty in Atlanta, she’s supa tickk.
354
3
7,355
151,091
toasty 🍞 retweeted
and that’s why you should go out with someone you actually feel something for
i think I'm speaking for everyone when I say first dates should end like this 😭
16
670
9
9,744
336,558
toasty 🍞 retweeted
I’m patient because I know my wife gon look like this
30
675
22
4,801
124,211
toasty 🍞 retweeted
mr.spenditonwhoimfucking
35
3,844
164
15,353
294,746
toasty 🍞 retweeted
“the only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow”
The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
31
8,201
41
91,057
1,151,078
toasty 🍞 retweeted
enough sadness i’ve got delusions to get back to
40
6,574
353
26,909
447,821
toasty 🍞 retweeted
soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
28
3,415
45
20,690
246,992
Get the sHELL out my house please
Niggas will take you through hell and back, turn you into a shell of yourself and then get mad when you don’t let them fuck the shell.
25
333
26
2,391
64,588
toasty 🍞 retweeted
i keep picturing me balling uncontrollably
78
7,900
196
27,234
429,899
toasty 🍞 retweeted
Women be wanting reassurance while doing shit that require an investigation.
29
682
58
3,187
50,330
toasty 🍞 retweeted
when u get caught out in public wit da swoop
young thug gotta be top 5 funniest rappers 😹😹😹
54
891
58
8,866
188,805
toasty 🍞 retweeted
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
153
7,092
326
68,170
2,457,202
“aye bro why you eating straight bread? wonder?” cause that’s all that’s on my mind
52
toasty 🍞 retweeted
pizza party at my house at 7pm. BRING WEAPONS.
14
1,262
31
9,583
106,944