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Gina Torres in 2005 vs. 2026 👑✨
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being a millennial manager is giving feedback like this: “look, I personally dgaf. But I need you to do XYZ so these mfs don’t come saying nothing to me!!!”
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the richness of combining blue and green
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You’re too young if you don’t know this movie🤣
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My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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And I would have sued. If she’s 10 fucking centimeters someone should have been at the end of the bed already. That baby could have slipped out and hit his head if that dad wasn’t looking. Nurses walking around looking confused asf. He looks irritated and rightfully so.
Dad better send that hospital an invoice 😭
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Now honey this is chemistry !
Doja Cat and Rico Nasty reunite on stage for the first time in 4 years performing their smash hit “Tia Tamera”
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21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
I'd tell you a joke, but you've probably already Reddit.
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I think people really don’t appreciate how every diagram you’ve ever seen of human innards is extremely stylized for neatness, where in reality it’s all kinda just In There.
a page from the book Eve: How the Female Body Drove 200 Million Years of Human Evolution by Cat Bohannon, demonstrating the true compact arrangement of the female reproductive organs.
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when you forget to write down the TikTok recipe and you have to rewatch the video in the store 😭
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howard university music
Zero originality. How do you copy someone who’s copying someone else?
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I’ve seen enough. Give me 5 seasons
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Never seen someone laugh dick first
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ngl buying clothes might just be the best form of self love i can depend on
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CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREEEEEEE STOP MAKING AI SLOP FLYERS
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bout to be outside just like this
Please Don't start pulling them long ass jackets out looking like candy man & Shít
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You have NO FU**KING IDEA how often women bite their tongues just so your fragile egos don’t get absolutely FU*KING DESTROYED.
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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The fact that she tore this isn’t just the gag, it’s your daughter having an iconic look being so recognizable now that’s gagginnnn
Kim Kardashian dresses up as her daughter North West for Halloween.
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