P the Jagaban retweeted
My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
P the Jagaban retweeted
And I would have sued. If she’s 10 fucking centimeters someone should have been at the end of the bed already. That baby could have slipped out and hit his head if that dad wasn’t looking. Nurses walking around looking confused asf. He looks irritated and rightfully so.
P the Jagaban retweeted
21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
P the Jagaban retweeted
I think people really don’t appreciate how every diagram you’ve ever seen of human innards is extremely stylized for neatness, where in reality it’s all kinda just In There.
P the Jagaban retweeted
when you forget to write down the TikTok recipe and you have to rewatch the video in the store 😭
P the Jagaban retweeted
You have NO FU**KING IDEA how often women bite their tongues just so your fragile egos don’t get absolutely FU*KING DESTROYED.
P the Jagaban retweeted
We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.








































