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i'm not the same person i was seven tweets ago

me after realising i can take a screenshot of tweet just by pressing my nipples and clenching my butthole at the same time

my day went from mad to bed

mera ek dost (utna acha bhi nahi) aaj kal sceptic bana hua hai😭

and for my final act of love, i will become your sleep paralysis demon and bad touch you

kele ke chhilke se hum sabko maafi maangni chahiye kyuki uss bechare ko systematically evil portray kiya gaya hai. bachpan se narrative set kar diya ki pair padte hi woh aapko gira dega but honestly 10 mein se 9 baar toh kuch nahi hota

had this absolute banger of a thought to tweet but room aate hi bhool gaya😭

"lets sort this shit out bro. peace out"😭 (Denis better take notes and give Dune 3 the same kind of ending)

theek hai bhai samajh gaya aap gaon me rehke literature padhte ho. achi baat hai. par har baat pe gyaan chodna zaroori nai hai🙏

yeh haramkhor existential crisis ko mera address mil kese raha hai

gatekeeping my prep by not cracking any exam

uparwala 200-300 crore mujhe deke meri aazmaaish kab lega?

morally black. call me black jesus

i'm under your bed (good morning)

change you pfp dawg. your double chin is making me uncomfortable

replace lab rats with people who watch dar e nijat. make these fuckers the test subjects for every lethal experiment known to mankind

chup hoja saale leftist mulle main apne ghar me aag lage ke apni gaan phadwa luu tujhe kya

nonstop nicotine november

think different. think like Russell

does nothing. spins in the pitlane😭

ek school bag wala bomb main bhi phod du kya diwali pe