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Most call me Pen, others call me Hilderp

Joined February 2024
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I hope whichever HR person looking me up on social media because they got my application sees my clips and thinks I’m good at Splatoon 3. Or shitposting. Either or.
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straight people: i'm straight gay people: did you hear ao3 is down? your writer friend with 2 million wips: i just got an idea for a new fic,
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AO3 is doing what every security engineer dreams of being able to do after a breach. finding evidence of a breach and getting to say “we are taking everything offline for 2-4 WEEKS to ensure it’s completely clean and do a full investigation” is unheard of with for-profit companies.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO 4 WEEKS OF WORKING IN AN OFFICE KNOWING FULL WELL I CANT PUBLISH MY 5 MINUTE BRAIN BREAK CREATIVE WORKS TO THE POOKIES ON A03
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working
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“plz coach me” then doesn’t listen to a single fucking thing i say holy shit
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The economy when it’s finally my turn to be an adult:
⚠ U.S. PREPARING 90-DAY DIESEL EXPORT BAN: POLITICO
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Do you wipe back to front or front to back?
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I decided to make Thanatos in Tomodachi Life instead of studying for finals like I’m supposed to 🙃
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🚨WHITE HOUSE PHOTO OF TRUMP JUST RELEASED
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Perpetually eepy
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He’d like to show them his favorite fishy!
Replying to @alltooriah
Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps
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“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” ok well i’m a shapeshifter?? at poe’s masquerade?? hiding both face and mind??? all free for you to draw???
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Back on my bad behavior
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✨I don't care✨
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