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I hope whichever HR person looking me up on social media because they got my application sees my clips and thinks I’m good at Splatoon 3.
Or shitposting. Either or.
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straight people: i'm straight
gay people: did you hear ao3 is down?
your writer friend with 2 million wips: i just got an idea for a new fic,
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AO3 is doing what every security engineer dreams of being able to do after a breach. finding evidence of a breach and getting to say “we are taking everything offline for 2-4 WEEKS to ensure it’s completely clean and do a full investigation” is unheard of with for-profit companies.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO 4 WEEKS OF WORKING IN AN OFFICE KNOWING FULL WELL I CANT PUBLISH MY 5 MINUTE BRAIN BREAK CREATIVE WORKS TO THE POOKIES ON A03
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“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” ok well i’m a shapeshifter?? at poe’s masquerade?? hiding both face and mind??? all free for you to draw???




























