future politician

My zone
Joined September 2023
Donโ€™t check on me, unless you got a Cheque for me.
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you wonโ€™t have to bother about lamborghini maintenance
They say everything in life has a good and bad side, so whatโ€™s the good side of being poor?
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Even those that can afford N250 per litre conveniently are complaining bitterly, yu wretched mofo be supporting GEJ,nonsense! Arindin ode!
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i no go hear anything at all ๐Ÿ˜‚
E get the kind money wey go enter my hand, I go turn deaf and dumb.
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alot
explain your 2026 so far in one word.
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i dey face am too, face your own
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stew ?๐Ÿ˜‹
People say, โ€œWhen life gives you lemons, make lemonade.โ€ But what if life gives you tomatoes?
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never. i even drew it on me
I genuinely donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll ever outgrow cartoons๐Ÿ˜ญ
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car bills ๐Ÿ’”
Out of all the bills you pay, whatโ€™s the one you hate the most?
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no mind dem ๐Ÿ˜‚
Fraud is bad but you wan vote Tinubu next year?
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i no fit still afford am๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป
iPhone 16 wey everybody dey rush that year is now 550k๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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we. any problems ?
So men turn 30 and are considered mature, but women turn 30 and are suddenly considered past their prime? Who came up with this nonsense?
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no matter what i go through i still pay my spotify premium ๐Ÿ˜‚
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i disagree. i refuse to inherit enemies and not wealth.
Your parent enemies are your enemies, people who dislike your parent can never love you. Know this and know peace!!! Donโ€™t be dumb.
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call me singlet
i donโ€™t think anyone has been single for 2 years straight.
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okay so other accident go be my portion ?
Na car accident k!ll am no go be your portion.
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ouch! me too. we just too lazy to cook
Abeg if I ask Her 'Have you Eaten' And she Replied No, Wetin I go Talk Next? ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜‚
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i safe like mad
If women decides to start using men for r!tual through sex, are you safe? Hand suppose meet sugar daddies and cheaters!!
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