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pfp drawn by ME. uh DMs open too // semi serious parody?? idk // mun is male // idk what else to put here…

Joined February 2026
“ The ‘Enkephalin Man’ ? Is it an abnormality or something… else? “ * She tilts her head curiously * “ Whatever it is it seems to really to be giving people around here a hard time, everyone stay safe and stay aware. “
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//okay wait I kinda wanna do smth like this now…
Yo, chat Today, I'm keeping the review nice and chill. Y'know, ever since my last monthly mental health checkup, the new meds I've been prescribed have been hitting me pretty damn hard. Oh, right! Welcome back to Daily Bullshit Review! And today, we've got Hand Soldier Mermaid!
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*paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael *paws at you* call me ishmael
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//dude I can’t believe I’m at FIFTY followers i don’t even do anything 😭😭 thank yall so much I genuinely appreciate every single one of you and hope you have an amazing day
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“ Everyone in the bus mutually agrees that Sinclair needs to be beaten with hammers when he does… anything. “ “ . . Can’t say I disagree with this assessment. “
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// imma bouta start saying stupid shit in DMs to people
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A Ishmael retweeted
wanting dms but not knowing how to respond / carry on conversations at all is hell.
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“ Sometimes when I’m bored, I throw my mace at Heathcliff’s head. “ “ The *thunk* that comes after it is hilarious. “
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// how i feel using people’s straw pages as my main form of conversation with them cuz im too scared to interact with them #okay
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heh….
🌺> AWWHHH THANK U SO MUCH IM SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT HES SO MEMORABLE LIKE THAT. YAYY
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Sometimes you hunt a whale and realize you’re lowkey twinning with it
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* uses my lesbian abilities on you *
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// help me do anything
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// genuinely though i wanna do rp stuff and talk to my fellas and moots but im too scared to do it for some reason //im building up the confidence to do so
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//i genuinely need to do something but i literally don’t know where i’d start
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how i feel only having posted pfps instead of doing anything
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