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Hydrogeologist and crypto trader for cash. Dog dad, tennis player, and snowboarder for fun. GM
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If you’re reading this and you’re not accumulating BTC, ETH, SOL, and the very first tokenized art and collectibles ever created during this bear market then you’re probably losing it all on memecoins or are otherwise NGMI. NFA
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This might be the best NFL special teams performance by a player ever caught on tape… This man is a SAVAGE.
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I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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The first memecoin contract (no other qualifiers) is $4m
Looks like someone just discovered the first, the oldest, the genesis coin from @Pumpfun, $test . Dev is @a1lon9 still sitting at an only a $500k market cap. Should be $20M based on the lore alone. DYOR.
pump.fun/coin/4Hcm1TfA1MvVhC…
Save the Aye-Ayes
It's that day again! September 5th.
I harvested my year's fees from my AyeAyeCoin ethereum:0x30ae41d5f9988d359c733232c6c693c0e645c77e liquidity pool position.
As is tradition, I will donate 20 percent of Ethereum fees to the Lemur Conservation Foundation @lemurreserve
I got about 1.5 ETH in fees, so 0.3 ETH, or about $738, is on its way for lemur conservation!
Here is the fee harvesting transaction:
etherscan.io/tx/0x3dddb446e4…
And here is the charity contribution transaction using crytpoforcharity.io:
etherscan.io/tx/0x25158cb836…
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Electric light was invented in the early 1800s. But it wasn't perfected the until decades later with Edison's light bulb.
Memecoins were invented as Bitcoin/Litecoin copy/paste blockchains, but weren't perfected until years later with linagee's AyeAyeCoin smart contract.
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I don’t really see how Robinhood maintains this momentum if they don’t partner with Zora
1/10 As a father I keep every drawing my son makes.
Wobbly faces. Hands with too many fingers.
Innocence in learning. Beauty in imperfection.
Machines had a childhood too. I spent 3 years finding its drawings.
Today early AI art has a museum:
underthegan.art/
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The U.S. Open crowd singing Happy Birthday to Gael Monfils after his win. 🥰
He just became the oldest man to win a singles match at the U.S. Open in more than 30 years.
His wife Elina Svitolina singing along as well.
Beautiful moment. ❤️
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The first memecoin contract was free to claim from 2015 to 2024, ~9 years.
Traded wrapped today as $WAAC.
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Americans: We want cheaper groceries.
Trump: We are renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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Never forget how hard parts of the U.S. government have fought to curb-stomp this industry.
Privacy is not a right in the land of the free. They’ve scared many of us from using privacy tools so they can track us onchain and in CEXs and tax us.
“If code is free speech, why am I still being prosecuted for writing it? And if the Chainalysises of the world are the partners, the same Chainalysis that ran its own Tornado Cash relayer and earned fees from Tornado Cash users, while I never did, why is it off the hook?
They made an example out of a developer for writing code. Their own vendor ran the same infrastructure, pocketed the fees, and got a phone call instead of a prosecution.” - @rstormsf
One thing before I start: everything in this post is public information from my own docket. None of it is new, and I'm not revealing anything you can't already find in the court filings yourself.
The retrial just got pushed to April 26, 2027. The order came down today (Dkt. 300). My acquittal motion is still sitting there, undecided. I honestly don't know when this ends.
Prosecutors are supposed to protect American interests and go after people who broke the law. A jury deadlocked on the two most serious counts against me. And still SDNY won't stop, because this case was never just about me. It's about setting an example.
Don't take my word for it. Tara La Morte, the chief of SDNY's Illicit Finance and Money Laundering Unit, said it herself at a New York City Bar Association event (Law360, Feb. 23, 2024; filed on my docket as Doc. 25-2):
"We want the industry to take notice."
"What we're trying to do is sort of bring the industry into compliance, and I think Tornado Cash is an example of that."
An example. Out of a developer who wrote code.
At that same event, her deputy praised the government's blockchain-tracing partner, Chainalysis.
Here is what they didn't tell the audience. All of it is from the public docket in my case.
According to the trial transcripts, Chainalysis was running its OWN Tornado Cash relayer, and earning fees on the transactions flowing through it.
- Chainalysis's own lawyers admitted to "a relayer node that Chainalysis operated"; my subpoena sought documents on Tornado Cash relayer(s) "used from March to August 2022." (Dkt. 211)
- In open court, the prosecutor said it plainly: "I think the parties agree as to that part of the testimony, that the Chainalysis relayer earned fees." Same hearing: "there's zero evidence that the defendant was in any way aware that Chainalysis was running a relayer." (Dkt. 259, July 25, 2025)
So the company that helped trace my "criminal" transactions was itself profiting from Tornado Cash transactions, while I was prosecuted over software I helped create.
And when my lawyers subpoenaed them to testify?
- Chainalysis moved to quash. (Dkt. 211)
- The government backed them: "Your Honor, we agree with the position outlined in the motion." (Dkt. 255)
- The night before, prosecutors called Chainalysis's counsel. The judge asked point-blank: "Did you let them know that they were potentially subject to investigation or prosecution?" The answer: "We have discussed at a high level some of the issues surrounding the relayer with Chainalysis." (Dkt. 259)
- The Chainalysis witness took the Fifth. My lawyers learned about that call only afterward, from Chainalysis's own lawyer. (Dkt. 263)
The jury never heard any of it.
This spring, at the Bitcoin 2026 conference in Las Vegas, something happened that I still can't quite believe. The Acting Attorney General, Todd Blanche, and the FBI Director, Kash Patel, sat on a panel called "Code is Free Speech."
Think about that. The two top law enforcement officials in the country. Blanche told thousands of developers: if you're a coder and you're not the one committing the crime, "you are not going to be investigated and not going to be charged." He said the last administration's crypto cases were "outrageous attacks on the industry." Patel praised "the Chainalysises of the world" as FBI partners.
And when the moderator pointed at the elephant in the room, my case, Tornado Cash, Roman Storm, the Acting Attorney General called it a "lingering case" they are "continuing to deal with."
So here is my hypothetical question. If code is free speech, why am I still being prosecuted for writing it? And if the Chainalysises of the world are the partners, the same Chainalysis that ran its own Tornado Cash relayer and earned fees from Tornado Cash users, while I never did, why is it off the hook?
They made an example out of a developer for writing code. Their own vendor ran the same infrastructure, pocketed the fees, and got a phone call instead of a prosecution.
Sources 👇👇👇
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Elina Svitolina holds the women's record for most Grand Slam singles wins without ever reaching a final…
Gael Monfils holds the men's record for most Grand Slam singles wins without ever reaching a final…
Now they're one win away from reaching one together in mixed doubles ❤️
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Roger Federer with a GORGEOUS one handed backhand passing shot against Andy Roddick at the U.S. Open.
Even at age 45, no one does it like him.
😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
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Even for Gael Monfils, who has had the most highlight-ful career of anybody, this is an all-timer.
Holy hell, Gael Monfils...maybe the point of the tournament already.
#USOpen
The beautiful thing about BTC, ZEC, XMR, etc. is that there’s no real fundamental value ceiling to assign them. The market categorizes them as money… And the market cap of a money can be anything depending on how many people buy into it being money… Sky’s the limit.
Anyone on this app who thinks that @EnesFreedom is cool is a braindead incel douche who needs to grow up and get a life. If you're one of these people, please reveal yourself now so that I can block you and never read your posts again. Thank you