@peterfrenulum

Teaching His word through high school baseball.

 Atlanta, GA
Joined November 2015
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Mother! This pot of gumbo lacketh a lid! 'Tis spilling all about the coach!
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Putting him in a saltwater brine and letting him sit for at least 8 hours but preferably overnight
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Butcher's cut the way she tri my tip!
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I'm just a dapper gentleman hiding a stinky secret...
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I'm sexy ass fuck!
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In the eyes of so many, I've been reduced to nothing but a fat male office siren
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Generally when I say I'm having girl dinner, I mean that I'm devouring a human woman whole
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And I do say this often
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My blithering idiot son Dylan
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The essential worker urge to show up for your community in times of great uncertainty and risk
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The Atlanta garbage truck driver urge to lay on your horn for 15 whole seconds directly outside of my house
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(texting my boss) I'm so fucking dirty and sweaty
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Harley@Robertfkw
Sep 14
Replying to @peterfrenulum
Where state you from chubby white boy
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So forward...
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Remediate foul hole odor in just seconds
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Getting 5150'd for picking at a hangnail
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Giving a guy a shoe shine and then taking the shoe off and holding a lighter to his foot
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Laying siege to a fast food restaurant
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Something something jet fuel Something something steel beams... Real ball knowers know!
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Friend's dog had a complete meltdown during a thunderstorm while they were at work and I was at their house
josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99
24 Nov 2015
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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