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i miss philip j. coulson and melinda qiaolian may
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Iceland at 2:30am
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If my crush recommends a book, movie etc, I start acting like I have a book report due. Annotating, taking notes, reading full think pieces just to send a text….. horniness is the supreme motivator.
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i tweet for the girls who get oat milk in their coffee but cream cheese on their bagel. representation matters
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You don’t need to look into a DAMN thing. He is a working, immigrant man in a pandemic crying about the loss of a loved one. Pay your workers better and maybe they could afford the therapy they need or atleast afford to take time to grieve. Do better.
Replying to @Pacheco_JA_
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men will try to assert their dominance by using big fancy words when talking abt cars “turn on your windshield wipers” what the hell u just said to me
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“Can’t men just have close platonic friendships?” Absolutely not they need to kiss on the lips
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i think about this tweet every single day
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one of our generations downfall is that y’all don’t know how to keep shit to yourself
i did not expect dating in LA to be like this
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“if I can play devils advocate for a second” bro just let me talk to the devil himself u are sooo annoying
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what was i going on about
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we live in a society
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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’ve just been asked in a job interview if I used lockdown “to pursue any passion projects or personal development.”
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unironically
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SO WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THANOS IN THE BACK!?!?
Would you say anything if someone came to your wedding dressed like this?
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