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TIL that one of the ways to say "I love you" in Japanese translates to "Will you make me miso soup every day?" and I'm just 🥹
Hedy LeMans™️ retweeted
Pennsylvania officials caught a scheme involving 10 forged mail-in ballot applications submitted by a woman from Idaho.
The best part? She was an independent contractor for Mobilize the Message, a conservative voter outreach operation founded by Republican strategist Cliff Maloney.
The system worked as designed. All 10 applications were flagged and rejected. No ballots were issued.
The irony? A Republican-aligned political operation caught up in an election-fraud investigation. Meanwhile, Scott Perry was already misrepresenting what actually happened.
Facts matter. Apparently, especially when Republicans are doing the explaining.
Hedy LeMans™️ retweeted
A private prison company offered Minnesota an empty prison for 75 million dollars. The state said no. Then Trump’s administration paid the same company almost 500 million for it.
The prison has sat empty in Appleton, Minnesota since 2010. Last year CoreCivic emailed the state and offered to sell it for 75 million, upgrades included. Minnesota passed. Fifteen months later, Homeland Security bought it for an ICE detention center at 495.6 million.
How could this be? You guessed it. CoreCivic gave half a million dollars to Trump’s inaugural committee. And it still gets paid about 75 million a year to run the place.
Republicans love talking about fraud in Minnesota. JD Vance says his task force is all over it. So where are they on this one? I break it all down in today’s show (link in reply).
Hedy LeMans™️ retweeted
Dahud Hanid Ortiz:
Venezuelan citizen convicted in Venezuela of a 2016 triple murder committed in Spain (axing, throat-slashing, and beating three people to death in a Madrid law office, then setting a fire). He was sentenced to 30 years. Spain had sought his extradition.
In a July 2025 prisoner swap, @realDonaldTrump secured his release and has been roaming free in Florida.
BUT MAGA THINKS TRUMP'S GETTING RID OF IMMIGRANT CRIMINALS.
Ahmed al-Sharaa:
Former al-Qaeda-linked commander previously designated a U.S. terrorist with a $10 million bounty.
In November 2025, he was hosted at the White House by @realDonaldTrump — who then lifted or waived certain sanctions and removed his terrorist designation. Trump publicly praised him despite acknowledging his “rough past.”
BUT MAGA THINKS TRUMP'S GETTING RID OF IMMIGRANT CRIMINALS.
Juan Orlando Hernández:
Former Honduran president convicted in a U.S. court of drug trafficking (facilitating hundreds of tons of cocaine into the United States and given a 45 year prison sentence). @realDonaldTrump issued him a full pardon in 2025, leading to his release from U.S. prison.
BUT MAGA THINKS TRUMP'S GETTING RID OF IMMIGRANT CRIMINALS.
Zbigniew Ziobro:
Former Polish justice minister facing up to roughly two dozen criminal charges in Poland, including leading an organized criminal group, misusing public funds, and abusing his office (including using spyware against opponents).
In May 2026, @realDonaldTrump facilitated a U.S. visa, allowing him to enter the United States from Hungary to avoid extradition.
BUT MAGA THINKS TRUMP'S GETTING RID OF IMMIGRANT CRIMINALS.
Flávio Bolsonaro:
Brazilian senator under investigation by Brazil's Supreme Court for alleged money laundering and financial irregularities.
After losing the 2026 presidential election, Brazilian authorities ordered him to surrender his passports. @realDonaldTrump issued visas to him and his family and they were allowed to enter the United States.
BUT MAGA THINKS TRUMP'S GETTING RID OF IMMIGRANT CRIMINALS.
@realDonaldTrump fights against immigrant rights and deports those, whom were not only contributing to society, but also, to our tax system — while issuing visas and invitations to some of the worlds most recognized and known immigrant criminals to live in the U.S. as their safe haven.
Hedy LeMans™️ retweeted
They are trying to defraud voters!! Surely @AGToddBlanche will move to prevent the certification if Talarico loses
Hedy LeMans™️ retweeted
During the October 12, 2026, raid of @IlhanMN residence, they seized her passport. Do you MAGA morons know what is required for a naturalized citizen to obtain a U.S. passport!?!
- Certificate of Naturalization with the official seal
- Consular Report of Birth Abroad
- Certificate of Citizenship
- a foreign birth certificate
- a parent’s naturalization certificate
A deep vetting process of eligibility, background, and supporting documents occurs during the ORIGINAL naturalization process at the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS).
Interviews, biometrics, records checks, etc. all occur BEFORE the original naturalization process begins. Once a valid Certificate of Naturalization has been issued, the passport process treats it as sufficient proof of citizenship.
As a matter of fact, under U.S. federal law (8 U.S.C. § 1443(e)), a Certificate of Naturalization is CONCLUSIVE proof of U.S. citizenship.
And yet, this MAGA regime under @realDonaldTrump and @DHSgov @HSI_HQ have you thinking @IlhanMN committed fraud.
AS FOR THE CONSPIRACY THEORY OF HER "MARRYING" HER BROTHER:
There are two things that debunk this conspiracy:
1) Under U.S Immigration Law, siblings can sponsor one another for residency status and a green card — negating the need for @IlhanMN and her brother to commit fraud by getting married IF he really were her brother.
SEE — INA § 203(a)(4) / 8 U.S.C. § 1153(a)(4)
2) Under THEN U.S Immigration Law (which was in effect when she first arrived in the U.S. at age 12), a child born abroad who was a lawful permanent resident under age 18 and residing in the United States could AUTOMATICALLY acquire U.S. citizenship upon a parent’s (or parents’) naturalization.
SEE — former INA § 321
So, why would she need to "marry" her brother if immigration law had given her AND her brother a perfectly LEGAL pathway to citizenship!?!
Hedy LeMans™️ retweeted
To fully understand Witkoff’s egregious actions (also, Kushner/Trump) and solicitous rimming of Putin you have to understand how much modern Miami runs on Russian mob money. Sunny Isles is basically an outpost of their oligarchy. Steve & Jared and the gatekeepers & fluffers.
He’s lost his fucking mind.
President Fucktard is now calling Greenland “our new and beautiful Greenland” and bragging about the oil, gas, and minerals we’re supposedly about to exploit.
Here’s the problem: WE DON’T FUCKING OWN GREENLAND. Greenland still belongs to the Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenlanders have the right to determine their own future.
That security agreement he keeps boasting about didn’t transfer ownership of Greenland to the United States. It’s literally the same deal we already had in place.
He negotiated a deal, but was too dumb to understand it, decided it meant something it didn’t, and is now talking as though he acquired an entire country.
Imagine being president of the United States and not understanding the difference between a security agreement and ownership of another country’s territory.
This is the man running our foreign policy.
20 days, y’all.
Hedy LeMans™️ retweeted
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation.
I will not be silenced.
Hedy LeMans™️ retweeted
Hey @PeteHegseth — are we live-streaming Dylan Roof’s execution, too?
I mean, otherwise it’s gonna look like Nidal Hasan got special DEI treatment — and that’d be IMMORAL.
Huh I was led to believe all the fraud was in Minnesota
It took ProPublica reporters $45 and a flag to start a private school in Arkansas. No teaching experience. No background check. Nobody asked what they'd teach or how they'd measure whether kids were learning.
Last month I showed you Alpha School getting rejected as a charter in Texas, then approved for the state's voucher program anyway. This is that same pipeline with even fewer guardrails.
In Arkansas, the reporters registered an LLC online and got a certificate the same day. Then they applied to get public money as a microschool. It took about 10 minutes and two documents. No accreditation, no proof of financial solvency, and no cap on how many students they could enroll. They set their tuition at $7,208, the exact voucher amount per student. When they asked the state about it, an Education Department employee didn't reject them. He suggested ways they could still get the money.
In West Virginia they filed on notebook paper. The state told them to take the "microschool route," where no one has any oversight. The department says it does not approve or deny microschools for any reason, including the qualifications of the owner. Unlimited students, by law.
The reporters never took a dime and never enrolled a kid.
But nothing stopped them from doing either. Arkansas has gone from under 100 private schools to more than 220 since its voucher program started, plus 143 microschools approved this year alone.
Anyone can open one. The state can't stop you. And your tax dollars are paying for it all.
Had to check to see if this was real. Amazing.
Jack Smith enjoys the Power to the People concert. Shaking hands. Grabbing a beer. No Kings already on the shirt.
This video was not paid for with your tax dollars.
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