vp sara when asked about Pax Silica after asking the tagalogs why they cant understand visayan humor
"Mano ti bagahe mo sir?"
"Atoy dua ikabil ta lattan diay sirok manong"
"Ay wen sige po agyamanak sir"
"Agbirok kan ti upuan sandiay ngato garod"
My dick got so leaky from that interaction oughh ngmghj
Hearing ilocano being spoken feels like nostalgia and then when the captain asked how many bags im gonna store on the underhold
Goodbye TAGALOG WORLD.
2026's an interesting year.
A guy who gave me a second chance ended up not being worth it.
And now one of my previous exes want another chance with me. Sad to say, knowing my history with them, it's not going to happen.
plip plip pilpy retweeted
owner: for the last time, you CAN'T lick my sweaty armpit!!
oh. i see. so you hate puppy. you hate puppy like the plague. puppy leave. puppy gets his little cloth sack and sad ants away. puppy travels the world. trying to find meaning in living while you hate puppy. you ha





















