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Old Spud | Better Covenant, Better BBQ | Omnium rerum principia pinto beanum | Ozarker

Missouri, USA
Joined February 2023
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Why haven’t you signed the ehuddeclaration.com anon?
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Fat girls that sing good are an affront to the good and the beautiful.
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how it feels returning to standard time
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Imagine doing a prank where if they take two they get blown up
"This is an honor system, please take 1" New Americans:
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All done and not a single spicy tweet. My liver is evolving.
The ONE time I let my property (wife) pour my whiskey.
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This is why we don’t have insurance. And we don’t do any “health sharing” because the contract says you’ll do everything you can to handle the bill yourself before you call them.
Got the notice that we're losing our company health insurance end of year after like 5-6 consecutive years of 30% annual increases. This is what high deductible health insurance for a family looks like if you're unfortunate enough to be a Net Taxpayer American.
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I’m so tired of smelling weed from inside my own house because of my degenerate wigger trash neighbors.
JUST IN: Massachusetts voters will decide Tuesday whether to repeal recreational marijuana legalization, potentially becoming the first state in U.S. history to reverse legal weed.
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You know they beat the domestic shit out of each other
Cynthia Nixon and her wife Christine Marinoni, moving together in New York City
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Hollywood “bad guys” are actually the good guys 99% of the time because Jewish Hollywood can’t help but fashion every villain after the Nazis.
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The ONE time I let my property (wife) pour my whiskey.
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Animal “sanctuaries” be like “why won’t you fund my hobby 😭”
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The thing about morbid obesity is the morbidity. The gluttony that got you there becomes secondary at least for a time.
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Thinking about the time when my ex was crying and telling me she's scared I won't want to be with her anymore and as I was consoling her, all I could think was: "Damn, I want to break up"
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gay AF
The image of a man who has just ejaculated - grunting, rolling over and going to sleep, while his woman pouts in frustration, upset at the sudden loss of connection and intimacy that is now gone. This is so common that it has become a cultural trope of sorts. But what if I told you that this doesn't have to be this way? An ejaculation gives a brief moment of sensation, but then follows with a longer period of exhaustion. The unconscious man depletes himself through ejaculation, mindlessly, and ends up lowering his life force. What if I told you that as a man, you can instead STAY in that wonderful, beautiful, caring, appreciation, connection and intense intimacy forever - by simply withholding your ejaculation... wouldn't you want to do that? Wouldn't you then become a beautiful source of constant sexual energy, and would it not strengthen the relationship that you're in? Not only being able to, but also wanting to connect with your girl in that incredible way. This is the path of the Retained man.
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Follow the money. (I have no money so you will never find me)
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“Best argument against credo is all the proponents are retarded” - anon
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Imagine griping about an apple and 75 cents. Couldn’t be me. HH (happy Halloween)
BY FAR THE MOST ACCURATE HALLOWEEN CANDY TIER LIST THERE IS NO DEBATES
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God says “it is not good for a man to be alone.” Later He says “it’s better to live on the corner of a roof than with a quarrelsome woman. You will find more joy and fulfillment in life as a single man than to be married to one of these women.
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I will absolutely be hand-selecting my children’s spouses.
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Premarital sex makes women crazy. It also makes women resentful towards men. At the root of much of our cultural misandry is the fact that men have used women sexually and women are now bitter over having been used. This is not say women in general are victims of male sexual predation. Women are very much complicit in their own misery and have consented to their own destruction. They have been deceived into thinking sexual "liberation" would actually be liberating instead of enslaving. We cannot fix the mutual hatred the sexes have for one another today without a restoration of sexual morality. If there is one irrefutable sociological truth that has come to light since the 1960s, it's the Bible was right all along, and separating sex from the covenant of marriage has been bad for everyone - men, women, and children. We cannot rescue our culture from suicide without rebuilding sexual morality.
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I assure you the solution is not a Latina woman. Consider making your way into an anabaptist community, and defecting once you have a bride.
God says “it is not good for a man to be alone.” Later He says “it’s better to live on the corner of a roof than with a quarrelsome woman. You will find more joy and fulfillment in life as a single man than to be married to one of these women.
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