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You gotta know when an era of your life has expired. A lot of stress and mood disorders are caused by people clinging onto periods that are over. You can save yourself from a lot of unnecessary pain by promptly restructuring your life at the close of each cycle.
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You used to be able to watch a movie called The Birds and watch 119 minutes of birds terrorizing people. But now in the streaming era it's an 8 episode miniseries that spends the first seven hours teasing the birds before you see a feather in the last five minutes of the finale.
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If my brain still works This Way in 3-5 Years I might have to become one of those people who goes to a Rock Climbing Gym
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Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
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Burped so hard accidentally I Fus Roh Dah'd my autistic grandson over the local Walmart
