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Rowyn The Pitt 2.0

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Rowyn, they/them, Scottish, eternal Pitt brainrot. Chilling in the RobbyLangdon corner.

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I need to stop swan diving down the 'this was right/wrong' rabbit holes in the Pitt. Bc: NOTHING is ever fully right or fully wrong. So regardless of which 'side' you take, canon supports it. So they never lead anywhere. Instead I want to steer towards the 'why'. MUCH juicier.
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to (hopefully) raise the spirits of my fellow #robbylangdon peeps, have a snippet of a whumpy hurt/comfort fic I'm working on for them involving: Frank's very bad no good spine and Robby's very bad no good day.
“Langdon, what did you take?” Robby demands, raking back the resident’s eyelids to check pupil response, brain cycling through a thousand possibilities a second, each worse than the last. “Langdon?” Robby yells, professional practices and standard procedures fleeing him in his desperation for an answer, a clue, anything that will help him save his golden boy. “Langdon answer me!” he half begs, half orders, gripping him by the shoulders, terror making him rougher than he should be as he turns the prone body towards him. “what the fuck did you–” Frank screams. Frank screams and it is one of the worst things Robby has ever heard. In a hell of his own making, he'd be tortured endlessly with echoes of the awful, crackling, rasping final gasps of air forced in and out of his beloved mentor's body. Gunshots he never heard but which he hears night after night after night after night, tearing holes through the hearts of everyone he loves. And this. This raw, broken scream of complete agony

ALT “Langdon, what did you take?” Robby demands, raking back the resident’s eyelids to check pupil response, brain cycling through a thousand possibilities a second, each worse than the last. “Langdon?” Robby yells, professional practices and standard procedures fleeing him in his desperation for an answer, a clue, anything that will help him save his golden boy. “Langdon answer me!” he half begs, half orders, gripping him by the shoulders, terror making him rougher than he should be as he turns the prone body towards him. “what the fuck did you–” Frank screams. Frank screams and it is one of the worst things Robby has ever heard. In a hell of his own making, he'd be tortured endlessly with echoes of the awful, crackling, rasping final gasps of air forced in and out of his beloved mentor's body. Gunshots he never heard but which he hears night after night after night after night, tearing holes through the hearts of everyone he loves. And this. This raw, broken scream of complete agony

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Does it bug anyone else when someone replies to a tweet and then IMMEDIATELY blocks you so you can't reply back and have any kind of discussion/clarify?? What is the POINT!?!?
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Robby had NOTHING to do with her sickle cell patient diagnosis - he only pushed Samira to: please stop delaying and please perform the necessary intubation before said patient dies. I have acknowledged Robby was wrong on the mercury poisoning? They are both wrong sometimes.
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If she had listened to robby, both the sickle cell anemia patient and the mercury poisoning patient would have been misdiagnosed. The fact is robby was wrong. Samira was right. You can always get the worst takes on pitt/samira from someone whose bio says "eternal Pitt brainrot".
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"No character on the Pitt is wrong 100% of the time, and no character is right 100% of the time" seems like a fairly reasonable position to take but my god does it make people hella mad...
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Take me back. #RobbyLangdon #Thepitt
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One of the most delicious character creation things, to me (which the Pitt does very well btw) is where you give a character a trait which is both their greatest strength AND their greatest flaw. Absolutely 10/10, no notes, I'll take 12.
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"Yeah, I've been stealing blood, too." [⚠️TW: blood] #franklangdon #thepitt
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If the world is getting a little too much may I recommend the inexplicably obsolete word ‘latibulating’, from the 17th century? To latibulate is to find a cosy corner somewhere and hide in it.
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I am intrigued by/down for a McKay-Langdon scene. And I do think there's some interesting potential there. But can I pls remind everyone, for reasons of Amusement, that when Langdon tentatively offered McKay a hug when she was having a bad moment, she looked at him like THIS:
Close-up screenshot of Cassie McKay's face from ep 2x12 of The Pitt. She is looking at Langdon in a way that suggests he may have just offered her something deeply disgusting and highly disturbing to, such as a red bull enema, as opposed to a hug.

ALT Close-up screenshot of Cassie McKay's face from ep 2x12 of The Pitt. She is looking at Langdon in a way that suggests he may have just offered her something deeply disgusting and highly disturbing to, such as a red bull enema, as opposed to a hug.

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JUST, Y'KNOW, FOR PURPOSES OF KEEPING OUR HEADS LMFAO. The "if you ever need anything, call me." scene is gr8, 10/10. Just as long as the thing he needs is never a hug: they're GOLDEN. (im sorry all the talk abt mckay and langdon's Deep Bond keeps making me think of this)
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Fuck it, I'm feeling Spicy today: no, no she doesn't. And that's: a problem/not a good thing, actually! You ever heard that phrase 'you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink?' Yeah. It's hard to teach someone who will not listen/refuses to be taught.
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One day I'm going to throw away the few remaining fucks I'm hanging on to and unhinge abt how much i DESPISE the general Pitt fandom interpretation/view of The Pedes Scene (yes that 1x14 one). I will then be killed by a pitchfork bearing mob. But at least my truth will be out.
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Ay - Twinkfrey agenda@DokjaspuppyeyesOct 29
Idk i just feel like when ao3 is back up I need everybody to be heaps more graceful towards fic writers because if two weeks without their works is painful then maybe we shouldn't be discoursing weekly about how much you think they suck at writing.
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"write what you know." me encountering frank 'chronic back pain haver' langdon: finally. my time has come.
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i think the santos langdon dynamic is fr my “when you disagree with most fandom hcs” instance when it comes to the pitt. i’m so firmly in the “they can just be regular co-workers who are ok with each other” camp
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writing Langdon's POV on anything is kinda hilarious. because of the way the boy Copes by downplaying/making light of everything ("Sweet! Family reunion in post-op!") it really doesn't matter how tragic the Situation i put him in is: he WILL find a way to force humour out of it.
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i was legitimately JUST about to post my first (HOW!?) robbylangdon fic on ao3, this is tragic. they knew this fic would be too powerful and that I had to be stopped, t'is the only explanation.....
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do you ever read fandom discussion with people passionately discussing their takes on what the canon did wrong only to end up finding that they're treating their own headcanon they share with maybe two other people as irrefutable god-honest truth
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Part of me really hopes Langdon's bar buddy is Santos. Bc it'd: 1) continue her theme of inadvertently adopting coworkers at the end of show-shifts and 2) she's objectively the funniest option I can come up with, and when in doubt, I default towards hoping for that 🤣
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