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The Housemaid attic doesn’t seem THAT hard to get out off. They act like they’re in an El Salvadorian prison.
"If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."
- - Coach Ditka
#daBears #NEvsChi #BearsNation
When you submit your ballot, that should opt you out of receiving more political texts to your phone.
Brandon Flowers’ song An American Dream, is great song, great lyrics and it sounds better played at 1.25x speed instead of 1x funeral speed.
They used to remove players off the field in a Costco cart without stopping for a $1.50 hotdog & drink combo.
I don’t know whose creative choice it was to make Jabba the Hutt’s wayward-rebellious-runaway teenage son a swole cabana boy with David Puddy’s voice, but that was really weird & goofy. #MandalorianAndGrogu
They gotta change the picture, I thought Disney World accidentally killed their parents on a ride or something.
A civil jury awarded $33 million to two 11-year-old girls whose parents were killed in front of the twins in a horrific crash. wfla.com/news/national/jury-…
This dude, Sam Elliot is FINALLY getting a star on the Hollywood walk of fame in 2027.
Why did it take so long?
Me, watching 70s sitcoms with IMDB open, noticing most of the cast I’m watching is dead.
Oh wait, he’s still alive!?! Cool
