Rejected Tinder Bios

more than just a hole (three holes)

plant widow

i’m too fertile

no trauma anymore

volcel

I’ll take anything with a heart

i’m wet (sweaty)

a tall drink of manischewitz

what stage of grief is this?

I’m down for anything and by anything I mean almost nothing

Jordan Peterson is my sad daddy

like an Arby’s at midnight, at least i’m open

my goal in life is to take Art Garfunkel’s virginity

Trying hard not to refer to myself as “momma”

i’m a clip clop and a dippin dot

I have one punch in ten different customer loyalty cards, so you know how I am with commitment

my love language is you nodding in agreement when i compliment myself

knows the synonym for the word cuckold

nu couché stuffed with bread

open to neglect