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This was actually perfectly legal as it counted as work because Laurence Fox has to hire people to be his friends
"I'd ather have reform win and guarantee reform in government in 2029 than lose my useless favourite" is a hell of a statement
Right, @AndyBurnhamGM says he wants to save the Labour Party.
So do I, but only from the likes of him. He’s been planning this Machiavellian coup for the leadership for two years now, the snake-in-the-grass that he is.
So, unusually (call it collateral damage if you like) I hope the good people of Makerfield in Wigan vote Reform in their masses and give him the biggest kick up the fuckin’ arse he’s ever received.
Fair?
@UKLabour
#StandWithStarmer
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@BeeNetwork the Trafford centre tram says it'll be 9 minutes for over 4 minutes now at Abraham Moss. Do I cut my losses and go into city centre or will it actually arrive at some point?
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What have labour got against a tradespersons standing to be an mp?
Only Labour can beat Reform in Gorton and Denton. Zack Polanski knows this - that's why he was too chicken to stand himself.
Vote Labour on Thursday 26 February.
ALT Zack Polanski as a green bottle. "One green bottler: If Zack Polanski thought the Greens could win in Gorton and Denton, he'd stand himself."
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If there was any justice in this world then surely the children can just eat each other
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Abolish democratic elections because they disagree with what I think is a hell of a flex
We seem to bury our heads in the sand. ‘The press are against us’, ‘the polls are rigged’. We need to abolish the NEC, axe membership voting for leadership positions. We need to save these people from themselves.
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I've seen the centrist movie before it's called "happily pave way for far right government because they don't want to redistribute wealth and power to people they secretly see as beneath them"
I’ve seen the Zac Polanski movie before, it was called ‘Millions of people came to Jeremy’s rallies and he won the argument.’
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@BeeNetwork has a 135 bus disappeared off the face of the earth? Said one was due at Piccadilly gardens now it's saying 11 minutes
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@BeeNetwork the amount of people at this stop now won't even all fit on the bus. If you're going to shut a tram line maybe don't take one of the alternative bus routes out of circulation
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Make this happen @odeon
Spitballing Ideas:
Theatres showing Six The Musical employ me to be in the Foyer on the way out saying sorry and letting them shout at me?
#HenryTheWorst
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Death is a good thing, actually
Quite right. It's time to let UK weapons investment count as part of an ethical portfolio. Many universities etc refuse to invest, but now Ukraine and Europe need weapons.
theguardian.com/business/202…
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I'm assuming all the same liberals who condemned Elon Musk cutting USAid will also be as vocal in their anger at Kier Starmer cutting the aid budget to fund war
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I've never heard a good argument for first past the post
🗳️ What voting system do Brits prefer?
🟡 Proportional: 49%
🔵 First-past-the-post: 26%
Via @YouGov, 22-23 January 2025
The planet is going to burn and inequality will continue to rise and this guy will still be tweeting "reasons to celebrate. Wallace and gromit stamps approved. Cracking policy, kier!"
Labour quietly smashed it this week.
While Elon Musk begged for attention, the government cracked on with tackling Britain’s thorniest problems.
10 important changes to celebrate:
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