pluuno

nah man everyday fit for me

when you arrive at the halloween function and realize you committed WAY more than anyone else (mauler invincible btw… nobody knew 💔)

ohhhhh i am so pissed rn

awesome….

this is how someone with a lisp would say charlie kirk

became one with nature for our 3 year anniversary

i’m so fucking scared rn

new couples costume just in time for halloween

chat gbp an i inside orr outside right now

my midterm exam for my coding class is 15 minutes long, exclusively multiple choice, and features “no code”

thank you professor for putting the exam immediately BEFORE reading week so i wont have to study for yours too during it. cool how you and my other 4 professors all had that exact same idea

a permitted cheat sheet doesn’t wanna see me coming

i have nonsense due at midnight

how it feels to plug your ears when the fire truck goes by

found my ex best friends reddit account and she’s lowkey flaming my shit

sometimes the worst thing possible happens and you just somehow have to be okay with that

kind of unfair that animals are allowed to kill eachother but it would be a problem if i slimed out the grocery store cashier

threw up red but didn’t eat any red #watdatmean