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Harry Styles dresses up as the 2010 X-Factor audition version of himself and performs Stevie Wonder’s “Isn’t She Lovely” on Night 1 of his #Harryween shows
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Pep blowing kisses from the touch line after that KDB stunner went in
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94k on donnarumma's balding head, thank you for your services, sweet @9lyng
Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state My name is Gianluigi Donnarumma and I am a player for Manchester City FC
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From @TheAthletic: The Kansas City Chiefs are the NFL franchise that provides cover for violent abusers, repeat offenders, and now, because they need someone to make a field goal, an unrepentant sleazeball, our columnist writes. It’s always the Chiefs. nyti.ms/4A4roRW
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The king is back
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we stand with eddie murphy
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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🧘🧘‍♀️🧘‍♂️
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🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Erling Haaland has NOT attended a single Ballon d'Or ceremony since finishing SECOND behind Lionel Messi in 2023! Despite being nominated for the award in THREE CONSECUTIVE YEARS since then, the Norwegian superstar has stayed away from the ceremony every single time. No public complaints, no controversial statements. He simply stopped showing up.
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bunnnyyyy 💗💗💗💗💗
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GOAL!! #ManCity  1-0 PSG, Bunny Shaw! [84’] #UWCL
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wow we’re actually getting a pen for a foul on bunny….take notes wsl
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god forbid city fans want haaland, our player, to win after achieving so much
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awwwwwww sweeet
When news of Allan’s Brazil call-up was received back home… 🇧🇷 Allan’s dad, Fabricio: “Our community is in a party, a village that appeared to the world. Congratulations my son, you deserve it.” [IG: fabricioeliass] 🥹🩵
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zoe girl get serious and leave him
Harry Styles reading fan-made sign during his concert: “[E]nded my engagement, and now I’m gay.”
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🚨🚨| Robert Lewandowski was asked why he never played for Arsenal: "I wanted to win some titles." 😅
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pen shootouts are so fun when your team isn’t involved
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they’re getting us back on saturday…especially with that dummy in goal
Man City (0.95) 2-2 (2.28) Brighton
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i enjoyed that omg how can you not say family
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saved our ass….is what i was going to say obviously
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