i like going to college when nobody i know is going cus i can just exist and don’t have to perform in order to maintain the bond
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one day the anemia and low iron and smoking and instant noodles will catch up to me and ill just straight up Die
that’s how i use ketchup now to cover the STENCH of eggs
Replying to @KornOnTheKobb27
No traditionally ketchup wasn’t even made with tomatoes, it was just made to cover the stench and taste of rotting meat, so when Heinz developed their katsup they called it ketchup to give it a distinctive but recognizable name and it stuck























