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this is my diary deal with it

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Actually, all my systems are nervous
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zay dante@zaydanteNov 11
“I’m the best pedestrian,” I say as I walk slightly faster than my average speed at the crosswalk. “All the drivers must fucking love me.”
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lexie♡♡ (@lexycat2005) profile picture
lexie♡♡@lexycat2005Nov 10
art should kill the comfortable, marry the disturbed, and fuck the artist
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Hans Amsler@HansAmsler33Nov 8
The most evil corporation on the planet.
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Goodfella@bl1sterex1stsNov 7
Sorry if I don't make sense, english isn't my first language. Love is
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joyful critter@masochistmartyrNov 7
so was spongebob :)
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@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Mofelovesmilfs (@boyweydeyfra) profile picture
Mofelovesmilfs@boyweydeyfraNov 6
i gotta stop gatekeeping myself bro people love me
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boypussy extraordinaire (@GAYLOSTBOYS) profile picture
boypussy extraordinaire@GAYLOSTBOYSNov 5
assassination is really a crazy word it has you write out ASS and then makes you write it again like a sick little freak
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stina@soobihrNov 4
how it feels to be a texan rn
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beetle moses@beetlemosesNov 2
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?¿@ellsewhenNov 1
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@sinkingredheadNov 1
feel free to get high at my funeral that’s exactly what I would’ve wanted
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anomali@Anomali210830Oct 24
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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Bepsi@BepsiKolerOct 21
Gm!
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 19
Going undercover... in my bed!!! #sleepy #goodnight
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garshmo@garshmoOct 16
I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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andalucía@ondachamanaOct 14
Mi teoría conspirativa preferida es que vendrán tiempos mejores
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moon 🪐 🎞️ (@supermulaney) profile picture
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@supermulaneyOct 13
i always tell people that watching snl is like watching football. you get pissed when they fumble and are glad when they make a touchdown. it’s an institution that i think is valuable even if it is at times grossly mislead
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payton@glass_wrldOct 14
welcome to woke burger home of the woke burger can i take your pronouns
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megan@diarrheameganOct 13
Damn girl are you today's date because you are Tuesday, October 13th, 2026
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