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John

@procdaddy

my sentiments kinda sorta. part time yearner.

 Arkansas, USA
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Joined April 2008
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Wish you knew your flaws were just a shift in perception away from them being a gift
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Most of us will go pro in something other than sports
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our bodies were never meant to see this many halloween costumes
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Gambling is just fantasy sports that makes you poor
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Fantasy sports just gambling for poor people
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When she’s testing my boundaries
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Whoever is coaching 20 is not doing a very good job
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josh@joshypooperOct 30
my dick leans to the left purely out of political conviction
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damn your eyes and the way they look at me
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
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If anyone ever asks you what Banana Ball is, show them this video 👇
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Never seen a guy reject a rejection email 😭
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What I imagine the hippocampus does
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Maybe it’s my fault and I’ve been wrong all along
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Fun Fact: Portland State's freshman forward is officially named Nihoaokeali'iwahineokaleimaileonaonaikawana'aohou Dunn but goes by "Nihoa" for ease of pronunciation.
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The darkness feels like home to me Normalcy by Knoxey (2026) songport.link/t/knoxey-norma…
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I think millennials are having a factory reset. Nobody wants their career. Nobody wants corporate culture. Nobody wants another fucking productivity app. We just want a little house, some hobbies, financial security and to be left the fuck alone. Apparently that’s radical now.
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The more we sink the less we suffer Glacier by Sunborn (2026) songport.link/t/sunborn-glac…
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Sunborn really is that band KOI by Sunborn (2025) songport.link/t/sunborn-koi-…
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loving me is it’s own kind of hell
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I never send STOP to political texts i just spam them hoping their twilio bill goes up
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Sorry, this is insane.
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@unusual_whalesOct 30
BREAKING: Pentagon tells Europeans to cool their rhetoric on Russia, per Reuters
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