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kai baar mai sochta hu ki agar in #AmbaniFamily waalo ko bhagwan ne achi shakal di hoti to ye kya haal krte duniya ka....
that guy didnt even wish him but now sliding into his comments...
Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget.
It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all.
Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them.
This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
Banke & Bihari retweeted
So South Africa won the 2nd Test and series is level at 1-1. Bavuma made a magnificent 179, Jansen followed his 85 with a 5 wicket haul and Harmer and Rabada had their moments too.
But on the final day, After the rain-break, dressing room was getting nervous. Travis Head was batting beautifully, Boland was refusing to leave and Nortje was injured. You could feel the match slowing down and doubt creeping in.
then in 2nd session, Wiaan Mulder happened.
Head on 121, was dismissed out of nowhere, chopping on trying to climb over a nagging ball from inside his crease. Then Boland,who had batted 166 balls for his 40 and looked like he planned to stay till Monday, was bowled by one that nipped back through the gate. Then Cummins, castled by one that straightened late.
3 wickets in almost similar ways. keeper was standing up, he kept his pace to 124 to 130, used the wobble seam and batters had nowhere to hide. It was kind of spell that makes you sit up and say wait, where did that come from?
And this is not new. Mulder is averaging almost 40 with the bat and 25 with the ball after playing more than 100 first class games. Since 2024 he has 999 runs at 58.76 and 28 wickets at 22.96 in Tests.
you read that and thought it must be two different players, one batter and one bowler. Yes, that 367* helps his batting average, but he also made tough runs in Bangladesh and West Indies. It was Mulder who dismissed Head in 2nd innings of WTC final too and then added 61 for 2nd wicket in that historic 4th innings chase at Lord's. Big games keep finding him.
In this series, he is now 2nd highest wicket taker across both teams. When Rabada was missing in 1st Test and Nortje in 2nd, South Africa never felt the hole, because Mulder kept bowling long spells and getting breakthroughs.
Every great side has a face on the poster and a man holding the poster up. In Gqeberha, South Africa had Bavuma on poster and Mulder holding the wall.
ngl, everyone believes that
#DalerMehndi was drunk at that time...but look at his PR team, they are whitewashing his image with fake stroke theory....this is power of fake social media PR machinery...hatsoff to mika singh with money and connections....
every fan including the guard who was busy clearing traffic took the firing very casually lyk it was normal...there is something odd in behaviour of everyone out there...
#TigerShroff
#lawrence bhai tiger ne to kbhi pussy bhi nhi maari , heeran maarna to dur ki baat hai...iska naam kyu likh ke de dia kaagaz pe...
#TigerShroff bro , look what u hv done with ur dance and physique..hrithik has to do this one day...
hey @grok who contributes more to their respective countries- Mukesh ambani or Elon musk.
kya aapko lgta hai ki mukesh ki gaand me itna gooda hoga ki wo musk se takkar le lega ....
Elon musk-1
seth Mukesh -0
shots have been fired....
Banke & Bihari retweeted
Unfortunately, we are being blocked by certain oligarchs in order to maintain their monopolistic chokehold on the Indian people. You can guess who they are …
This is a crime against the people of India!
India needs @Starlink 🇮🇳
• 11,256 of India’s listed villages still lacked 4G coverage as of May 2026.
• India had 1.093 billion internet subscriptions in March 2026, but only 440.87 million were rural. Rural subscription density was 48.31 per 100 people, compared with 126.80 in urban India.
• BharatNet had laid over 850,000 route-km of fibre and made about 221,000 Gram Panchayats service-ready. However, its Points of Presence were reported operational at only 80,472 Gram Panchayats in June 2026.
• Only 4.26% of India’s internet subscriptions were wired connections in March 2026. Starlink could give underserved communities another route to high-speed broadband.
• Starlink has already built 20 gateway sites in India, according to SpaceX Vice President of Starlink Business Operations Lauren Dreyer, speaking at India Mobile Congress today.
• Starlink says it has developed India-specific security controls designed to keep Indian user data within India.
• Its satellite network could bring high-speed internet to remote villages, mountains and islands where extending fibre or mobile networks is difficult.
• Better connectivity could help rural schools access online learning, clinics offer remote consultations and small businesses reach more customers. Starlink already supports education and healthcare in remote communities internationally.
• Portable Starlink terminals have supported disaster response around the world. They could give Indian emergency teams backup connectivity when floods, earthquakes or storms damage ground networks.
• Direct to Cell could also help ordinary 4G phones connect beyond tower coverage, subject to Indian approvals and mobile operator partnerships.
• The government itself identifies difficult terrain, low commercial viability and infrastructure constraints as reasons for remaining coverage gaps. This is exactly where Starlink could help India reach more people.
• India should complete the remaining clearances and spectrum allocation so Starlink can begin commercial service.
• SpaceX’s Vice President of Starlink Business Operations, Lauren Dreyer, said that Starlink is ready to help achieve Prime Minister Modi’s vision of 100% connectivity across India. She highlighted its potential to connect remote classrooms, support telemedicine and restore connectivity after disasters, adding, “With Starlink, people can get connected within minutes, not years.”
India’s hardest-to-reach communities deserve reliable internet too.
