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My life is a crashing car in slo-mo

Joined October 2018
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Paul Mescal to me is what Ryan Gosling is to these men.
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Rest easy my love❤️
My baby dog passed away today💔 he had a genetic heart condition. I hate this world😭😭😭😭
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My baby dog passed away today💔 he had a genetic heart condition. I hate this world😭😭😭😭
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I wish I was there with him and hold him for one last time 💔💔💔💔💔
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Life is one pain after another. Just end me
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Everyone’s all dressed up for Diwali and I’m in scrubs going to ICU duty😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Yooo😝
After yearssss I’m finally doing this🤓🤓
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After years of watching movies I think I finally do have a single fav movie
i gets an ick when people don't have a single favorite movie and instead they having a hella lot of favorite movies in their list !
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“omg you work so hard” my dear i spend like a drug dealer, it’s either this or i start dealing fr
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My 3 jeans against the world cuz that’s all I can afford for 5 years
como me siento usando los mismos pantalones todos los días con una camisa diferente
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As long as I’m childfree my only real job is to be sexy
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After yearssss I’m finally doing this🤓🤓
Chat should I get my hair coloured in burgundy or brown?🤓
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You can mock Indian doctors all you want, but that won’t make your product scientifically validated. Nobody is asking why you left a $35 billion company. Nobody is questioning your ambition or vision for humanity. We are asking one simple question: Where is the independent scientific evidence supporting your health claims? Doctors spend years learning to distinguish genuine medical breakthroughs from impressive marketing. Questioning unvalidated claims isn’t being “holier-than-thou.” And if doctors asking for evidence irritates you this much, perhaps the problem isn’t the doctors. Science welcomes scrutiny. Marketing fears it.
A lot of you have pinged me to ask - why are you doing Temple? Why did you leave a ~$35b company you founded 18 years ago to chase a niche health wearable? This doesn’t sound rational. Why did I leave Eternal? What are we building at Temple? What’s our vision statement? What do we have in store for humanity? I am going to tell you in 4 hours from now (drafting the note as we speak). Stay tuned. PS – holier-than-thou Indian doctors can skip this lol.
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I think doctors are the only fraternity who dont get diwali bonus ever
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We still don’t understand enough about women’s bodies but somehow there’s always money to invent another gadget that tells you things about your body you didn’t ask to know.
If menstruating women are traditionally barred from entering temples because they supposedly disturb the flow of energy, would wearing the Temple device during periods interfere with its functioning? Asking for the sake of scientific consistency. @deepigoyal
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Mama I killed a man
"Gun to your head" just pull the trigger man
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Replying to @ARanganathan72
Why do you care dude? Your own country elected Ass from last 3 terns.
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Idk about others but it’s really true for me. He did come when I was at the lowest point of my life and about to kms. He was the light at the end of my tunnel and for that he will always have a special place in my heart.
no fandom talks about their main character the way one piece fans talk about luffy like you’ll tell them u havent read one piece yet and theyll somberly say “its okay, monkey d luffy will come into your life when you need him most” ????????
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Yall drink on Diwali?
diwali parties are capitalist propaganda. wdym you're supposed to go out with friends, drink and dance?? i thought the tradition was arguing with your parents all day and then pretending to be a functional family when relatives come over.
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