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yes hello. boats on land. lowkey locksmith. down ombudsman. lucrative larcen. ghost of root beer ron.

Joined December 2020
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You’re nothing but a noun to me
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we heard hoots in a holler place
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Breaks my heart when I hear a woman apologize. Like who hurt you girl. That’s something boys are supposed to do
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Oh that post? That was just locker room talk bb girl
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The doc that took it out showed it to me, said “Kobe”, and threw that bih in the OR trash can 💀
My six year old asked if I remembered they were “taking my pipe out” today
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same with shite in the big two six
we shouldn’t let britishes keep saying arse like that grow up
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I could really see myself mistreating you
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Do any other languages sound the craziest where they came from like English? What a fuckin mess it is there
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My six year old asked if I remembered they were “taking my pipe out” today
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we shouldn’t let britishes keep saying arse like that grow up
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sippin on that shit that made ryan dunn
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Whiteboy having a recurring dap nightmare
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I was more of an avenged sixfold fan
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[in HR] No. I was not “saying the n word” in the bathroom. I was singing some DMX
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A picnic date without a proper basket? Okay, poor.
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Fed father or foreign spy mother
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Sometimes I’m checking if I’m still blocked just to feel its warmth like a blanket
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All kinks are pathetic
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So glad I don’t have daughters in this world I’m rigging against them
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Lunar ellipses be like 🌝…
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Racking my brain (thinking abt boobs again)
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