elika

Rings made by me

Bug

My passion in life is to let everyone around me know how much I love myself

I miss my one and only shrooms trip where my roommate was running around our airbnb screaming that we were all gonna die and I was on the floor gagging for 1 hour because of how ugly the furniture was

No sorry we can’t be friends anymore . Bastet the Cat Goddess of fertility, protection, and good health told me so

I look at myself to find inspo

It was my birthday yesterday

Men long for a hip opener. They sit on public transport with their legs wide open because they have never experienced the joy of child’s pose

The french-speaking are so interesting because instead of asking if your pet is mixed they ask if it’s a bastard

this is why french is superior. also when people like you they pet-name you « my life »

They keep visiting me in my dreams and telling me to Notice the Patterns . Notice the patterns

Girl im bored let’s stop. Let’s just stop

A skinny creepy man (he’s from LA) keeps coming into my work (lingerie store) to buy things for his “girlfriend” but is Lowkey trying to traffic me

Its happening. My coworkers are all shocked that I’m 26 and that I look “so young for my age.” They’re 22