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captain brian

@quebecween

the manifestation of evil. famed writer. empathetic narcissist. 3 time pulitzer nominee. clean hippie. leader of the woke mob. geographer. italian-american.

 🇺🇸 south florida NOT quebec
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Joined March 2022
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meet the man who says seinfeld gave him a fresh perspective on life
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nobody gives a fuck you fat greasy spawn of epstein
Chris (@OneyNG) profile pictureChris@OneyNGOct 30
I made an album with my chum Mirron as @mirroneymusic, it’s coming out November 6th. Here’s a music video animated by Zoukeau, just in time for Halloween 🎃 enjoy! L
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my kids have four legs 😂
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mothman@grantisdumbOct 7
had to clip this moment from last night's Jeopardy immediately
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Nemo@NemoNihil1664Oct 26
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because you put him in there asshole
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all the votes until miami
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@umichvoterOct 24
todays votes only
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mr online
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you don’t hear about uncle pussy anymore
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okay i made my monthly banger ill see you all in november
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my grandpa is always asking the real questions
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🇾🇪🇸🇦⚡️- Three big booms heard in Riyadh, according to Reuters.
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@elijahwoodOct 6
Wow, the Boognish really does provide. what an embarrassment of Ween riches of late!
Ween (@weeninfo) profile pictureWeen@weeninfoOct 6
Shinola, Vol. 2 is finally ready. It will be available as a part of RSD Black Friday as a 2LP set at participating stores (and also available as a 1CD at all retailers). The tracklist was started by Deaner over a decade ago, and has the first official release of favorites.
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i genuinely cannot stop repeating this shit there’s something magical about this video
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ifollowincels@therealdangersOct 1
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does anyone have any albums like this please i’m dying for some good afro cuban jazz
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BEEZY@_beez_nuts_Sep 30
its his birthday by the way
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