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All raCC0on holders can now mint a free heart + craft NFT on @ProhibitionArt

It’s all about the journey… #Raccoons #Racc0ons

Growing up isn’t about falling hard, It’s about how fast and far you roll downhill!

When you are young, you want the latest drip, the coolest luxury brands, and to get into the room where it happens. When you get older, you stop giving a damn. Any day when you get your work done and have a good 💩 is a good day. 👴🦝💩

The racc0ons are EXTREMELY AWARE that UAPs exist! They abducted one of our toddlers and returned him absolutely FILTHY, un-NAPPED, and on a SUGAR HIGH! Next time you want to babysit, follow the RULES, aliens! 👽🛸

️☕️ Rise and brew! Wishing you a day as resilient as a coffee deprived raccoon.

Oh, of all the lovely things folks told us would exist now we’ve taken up parenting? Our house is full of PISS! What gross stuff all our children bring and then ask to be kissed?! Instead of swearing, oh—I sing— Our house is full of PISS! Diego whipped up this little meme 💦

Did you know that not all trash is created alike? Every racc0on has their own garbage faves. 🦝 Banana Peel—simple and sweet!🍌 Bin Bag—A tasty selection.🗑️ Trash Pack—everything a racc0on needs for snacks—and SCIENCE! Dumpster—the trash mother lode!💩

Roll out of bed, grab a can of RACCO0N BOUNCE! Energy drink, slam a green juice, open the laptop and GET TO WORK! GM! 🦝 💻 🖥️ 🖱️⌨️

This is getting ridiculous now! This racc0on has THREE HEADS, and one of them is decidedly NOT normal! What is going on here? Do I need to cut extra holes in all my t shirts?! This is not normal! Something is changing… 👀 👕🦝

What is this racc0on made of!? It’s sticky! Gum? Slime? Goo? No idea. I’m not touching this pink, glowing stranger! What do you think is going on here?

So who the heck am I? I’m Influencer Diego. A cool, calm and collected racc0on in my 20s, with a thriving crypto business, a taste for fine whiskey and cheap beer, and a lot of girlfriends. NOW is when I make my name and my place in history - messy room, hangover and all.

Hi everyone! Diego here, I’ve been doing some SCIENCE! I found this racc0on wandering through the woods. But there’s something a bit off about him! His eyes look like a crystal fruit bowl, and I can’t make out what he’s saying with that PROBOSCIS! What should we do? 🦝 🪰❓

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Even though racc0ons wake up when the sun goes down… GM! 🦝☕️🗑️

Here’s Diego at the drawing board... What is he making for us? Something: creative collaborative and full of TRASH! 👁️ ✍️ 🖼️ 🦝 🗑️

Hey Dad! What are you cooking? Well, Diego - when a baby racc0on gets to a certain age, it’s time to grow up! So you grab some charcoal, get it nice and hot… Babies are great, but to get older racco0ns? Babies have to BURN! Join us for a baby barbac0o in Discord this weekend!