ret (@rad_milk) header
ret (@rad_milk) profile picture

ret

@rad_milk

uncle by marriage, hater by choice

 Los Angeles, CA
m.youtube.com/c/everettbyram
Joined May 2009
  • Tweets51.9K
  • Following950
  • Followers58.3K
3.5KMedia
Photo by ret (@rad_milk)Photo by ret (@rad_milk)Photo by ret (@rad_milk)Photo by ret (@rad_milk)Photo by ret (@rad_milk)Photo by ret (@rad_milk)Photo by ret (@rad_milk)Photo by ret (@rad_milk)Photo by ret (@rad_milk)Photo by ret (@rad_milk)
when someone offers me a scrumptious morsel, you know i’m on my “don’t mind if i do” type shit
64
7,207
161
50,734
post apocalyptic shows are so unrealistic. they should show it when the characters have to shit in weird places
144
61
299
1,022
2,201,051
tiny little guys under six feet tall be climbing up their gf’s hair like rapunzel
15
14
32
163
494,727
yeah i have an eating dis order. i’m about to be eating dis order of mozzarella sticks with a side of ranch
7
39
17
369
224,618
i’ve diarrhead
6
5
4
96
154,476
wadding up my own medicine in a ball of cheese to trick myself into eating it like a dog
5
13
1
119
119,600
i found it. better eat another huge wad of cheese about that
1
49
101,099
i never got my wisdom teeth out and that’s why i’m so much better at chewing food than everyone else
4
12
82
95,164
looking for babes the old school way, tracking them through the forest and identifying them by their droppings
1
11
2
68
81,743
i keep getting ads for anime porn even though i’ve never jacked off to a cartoon in my life. not even bugs bunny when he’s dressed as the girl bunny
3
8
8
108
81,169
feeling bashful
Image from ret (@rad_milk)
3
2
1
47
77,287
gen z valentines day candy is bussin fr ong no cap
Image from ret (@rad_milk)
6
9
3
110
91,789
i was the first guy to put his trash cans out on the street today. no doubt everyone else on my block will copy me later
3
10
2
159
65,070
my neighbor gary just put his trash cans out. yeah i’ve already done it gary get a new bit
3
2
64
50,231
this dumbass enrique fucking copied me
Image from ret (@rad_milk)
2
1
24
58,092
why are you gluten free. just learn how to eat bread idiot
5
4
6
114
53,822
if you’ve never tried to learn how to eat some bread this is on you
1
14
38,466
when she falls asleep and you can finally play with your bionicle
Image from ret (@rad_milk)
3
32
2
263
67,771
[harry styles in the little girls section at baby gap] do you have this in adult mens sizes
1
10
126
40,427
harry styles going shopping for his next little girl’s outfit
Image from ret (@rad_milk)
1
1
30
44,303
my dentist hung up a plaque for me in her office because i had the most teeth she had ever seen
Image from ret (@rad_milk)
7
6
159
52,964
Load more