#EdFringe 5.45pm Southsider Aug 2-24th Topical Comedian Definitely Maybe Biog: @talkSPORT #BBCRadio4 #CatsDoesCountdown MC #Comedybythecanal Nw10 7AD
Gen-u-ine cockney East-end-er
Joined March 2009
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why is Dizzy Lizzy still pushing herslef as a public figure? Does she think we will ever forget the disasters of 2022? First bozo boris followed by her.
Couldn't find 2 worse Prime Ministers back to back.
Why is @RachelReevesMP so whiny and angry?
She believed (similar to Rishi Sunak) if she did everything the Treasury and OBR told her, then everything would be fine and she would be heralded as a hero.
Problems in the past, according to her, were down to a failure to heed the experts (on Brexit, taxes etc) or questioning the "independence" of the Bank of England.
Unfortunately for her and the country - the experts -who believe in discredited Keynsian economics are wrong.
That's why we are headed off the cliff.
Nathan has been sent to prison...
Big rouble for Nigel.
Oops I mean TROUBLE...
know what i mean...
Nigel & Dick, aka Richard Tice, are hastily organising for Nathan to be transferred to Chelmsford or Wandsworth.
I hope Lammy makes sure this is one prisoner who can't escape.
Hey kemi you cheeky naughty girl, was it you who hacked into the estate agents emails and said you'd get the licence for them???? 🤣🤣🤣 #HackerNews #Hacking #hackhackhack
@KemiBadenoch #kemiHackandKnock
This whole thing stinks.
The Prime Minister needs to stop trying to cover this up, order a full investigation and, if Reeves has broken the law, grow a backbone and sack her!
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My wish Is for Tower Hamlets to earn £48 million. Will you reply @RobertJenrick ???
So Labour now believe if you earn a penny over £45,000 you’re ‘not a working person.’
And today they’ve also admitted they’ll never grip the ballooning benefits bill.
They’re clowns. I fear for Britain.
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Hey Sarah Putin, serious question - are you really a horrible racist or is it you'll say anything for Russian roubles?
My comments on a Talk TV phone-in earlier today were phrased poorly and I unreservedly apologise for any offence caused, which was not my intention.
The point I was making is that many British TV adverts have gone DEI mad and are now unrepresentative of British society as a whole. This is not an attack on any group but an observation about balance and fairness in how our country is portrayed on screen.
A study commissioned by Channel 4 as part of its Mirror on the Industry project, found that Black people were featured in more than half of adverts in 2022, up sharply from 37 per cent in 2020 following the Black Lives Matter movement. By contrast, Black people make up around 4 per cent of the population in England and Wales, according to the 2021 Census.
Representation in advertising should reflect the diversity of modern Britain, but it should also be proportionate and inclusive of everyone. My comments were made in that context, and I stand by the principle that equality should mean fairness for all.
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Lee Anderson is dangerous
Lee Anderson calls for return of dangerous three wheeled Invacars which were pulled from roads on safety grounds lbc.co.uk/article/lee-anders…
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The world's most expensive empty stadium. Jordan Henderson v Ronaldo in front of 27 fans and 2 dogs.
🚨 Saudi Arabia is set to construct the world's first "sky stadium”. 🏟️
It will be suspended 1,150 feet above the ground, with the venue expected to open around 2032, ready to host matches for the 2034 FIFA World Cup. 🇸🇦 nitter.cf/EdwinMusoni/status/198…
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Sarah Putin strikes again. What says Zia Yusuf this time?
#BantheBerksinReform
The context for Sarah Pochin’s remark is a robust study, by Channel 4, which finds black people represent 4% of the UK but 51% of television adverts.
From adverts to Netflix, from the BBC homepage to historical dramas, from university reading lists to what our children are being taught in school, it is crystal clear to millions of people in this country they are being socially engineered —subjected to a perception of reality that is held by a left-leaning elite but which is not, in fact, reality. And they resent this.
We have to be able to talk about this. We cannot have this debate shut down just because it makes the members of that left-leaning class feel uncomfortable.
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One of the best.
My favourite sitcom ever.
Constantly quoting and thinking various lines.
RIP Prunella Scales.
Basil Fawlty: “Sybil, I forbid you to open that safe.
Sybil, I forbid you to take that case out!
Sybil, you cannot open that case!
I forbid it!”
#ClassicBasil 🇬🇧 #ATouchOfClass
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Still alive. On 5th May 2021 are a photoshoot for a new venue launch, my friend mocked me and said I'd be dead in three years.
"I've had a good run" I said laughingly.
Monday 14th July 2025
I'm still here.
And hosting this banging comedy show tonight! #mondaysarefunnyagain
Morning Twitter!
Just out of interest, any other vaccinated people out there still not dead, or is it just me?
🤔
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Gutted to see Ethan go, we will miss him, he was incredible for us, superb and shrewd signing by Richie, the call from a bigger club is to big to deny him, and the money will help the club move forward and strengthen again. #coyo #lofc
Leyton Orient can confirm that Ethan Galbraith has joined Swansea City, in a club-record sale for the O’s.
Ethan made an incredible impact, both on and off the pitch, and leaves the club with nothing but the absolute best wishes from all in E10 🤝
#LOFC #OneOrient
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20,000 police cuts over 4 government's. Thanks Cameron, May, Johnson and Truss.
Britain is on a slippery slope.What happened to discipline & respect for law and order? The more this slips the more dangerous life will become for all of us. If people are allowed to get away with low level antisocial behaviour their antics will get worse express.co.uk/news/uk/207716…
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