she/they 🚺 Level 35. ✨ Married to @lsbe. 💍 Mama.🤱🏼 Bi. 🩷💜💙 —👩🏻💻“Technically, I am a freelancer, which is pretty much a modern day cowboy.”- Liz Lemon
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Check out my little #Etsy shop, if you can. I've dropped some prices and want to share! Get water bottle stickers, cute charms and jewelry, and planning stickers. :)
etsy.com/shop/randiftw
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They lost me at "even ttpd couldn't escape it". TTPD is literally her BEST WORK and it's not even close!
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I have plenty of questions about the Lindsay Clancy case, but let’s start with the easiest one: Why is Patrick Clancy wearing sneakers in the 3V footage and boots in the CVS footage? Asking for the timeline to timeline.
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Hell of a way to finish an article
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-ets…
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We’re saying goodbye to X. The platform has changed, and it no longer aligns with our values or vision. You can still connect with us at @offyourdesk on Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and our new home on Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/offyourdesk…. See you there!
There’s something interesting about following a celebrity with an arguably (not in my house) bigger presence than the other. One sibling and RELATED get tagged with the celeb you care about.
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More and more it looks like PA mail in ballots for Dem voters have just disappeared.
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Stop playing in our faces. Y’all didn’t vote for Donald Trump because prices are too high. Y’all voted for him because your morals are too low.
Sending my husband into a restaurant because I want their chicken but don’t want to smell their seafood. 😂
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I've never been worried about the me too movement. Why? Idris Elba said it best
Imagine being an 18 year old young male voter. When you were 11, the MeToo movement launched and men across the board like you were deemed oppressors. When you were starting high school, liberal politicians closed your school and forced you to take classes online. The women around you don't seem like victims -- they are going to college at way higher rates, earning far more than men in many professional white-collar jobs, and are way less likely to be addicted to drugs and as lonely as most of the guys you know. Your peer group of other young men play video games and enjoy memes mocking the dominant, suffocating, woke culture across all the major entertainment and academic institutions. How is voting for the establishment Democrat who avoided any voting process or scrutiny for her nomination in any way appealing?
Today marks the second time I’ve seen someone take another’s baby announcement and edit to make it theirs. I didn’t know that was a thing. It took me so long to get off my pregnant ass to get it done due to first tri. exhaustion and you’re telling me people out here doing this?
She’s now playing victim on FB where her friends are telling her “it’s a phase”. She didn’t hear a word he said and wants to delete her FB as if that’s the problem.
