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I'm here to #SnakeTheWorldSmarter 🤪🚫🧠🤬☕🐍🌐🤯🤓 #Science #Wildlife #Coffee #Cake #SciFi #Nerd #Puzzles #MatchTheSnake Pics not mine. Snake haters BLOCKED!

Las Vegas, Nevada
Joined September 2019
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Fact: I've snaked my very own modern art...BEHOLD the genius of Random Snake Facts...I call this masterpiece, "SNEK" 🐍🤪🖌️🖼️🥳🙌🙌👏👏👏👏 #Art #ModernArt #ArtistOnTwitter
Replying to @DarbyGoodOne
This inspires me to snake my own #ModernArt 🐍🤪🖼️🖌️🎨😂
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Cats are cold blooded psychos. This lunatic just stared down 4 wild racoons like it was nothing.
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Yes! Happy Halloween to Batboy, Bigfoot, the Aliens and all the others at World Weekly News! 🎃🦇🥳😂
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Opinion: Twix, KitKat, Snickers, 100 Grand, Rolo. I'm also one of those weirdos who likes the notoriously unpopular FRUIT flavored Tootsie Rolls better than the chocolate ones. Sadly, I've never seen mini-sized Caramello, which is too bad because that's my fave chocolate bar!
What's the BEST Halloween candy?
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🤪🚫🧠🤖😂 Way to go, Google! Like, "nobody" could have predicted that their own AI slop-fest would be responsible for destroying their own AI slop-fest. So, I'm gonna play #MatchTheSnake with Google and do a theme match. This is what Google's AI business model resembles:
Google just lost half a trillion dollars in value overnight because their Ai overview is ruining their own business, what a time to be alive.
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It looks more like this black cat and haunted doll are planning something for #Halloween2026 This isn't looking good for that cat's human! 😬🎃🐈‍⬛👻😂
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🎃🔪🥛😂 That's an understatement!
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I like it...Because, why not walk around looking like you're a sci-fi alien queen who time warped into a Medieval fantasy story, then got lost at a Ren faire or something? 🧙‍♀️👽🛸🤷‍♀️🎃😂
Cape drama and killer heels. ✨
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🤪🚫🧠🤖😂 Way to go, Google! Like, "nobody" could have predicted that their own AI slop-fest would be responsible for destroying their own AI slop-fest. So, I'm gonna play #MatchTheSnake with Google and do a theme match. This is what Google's AI business model resembles:
Google just lost half a trillion dollars in value overnight because their Ai overview is ruining their own business, what a time to be alive.
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Pre-2000s it was awesome to see all the creativity, color and personality that went into interior design. Now, everyone is obsessed with making everything GRAY and BEIGE and GRAY and MORE BEIGE and I honestly hate it. The good news is, this "neutral" fad is going OUT of style!
Protect Mike at all costs.
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To the people who insist that "everything" looks better in gray or beige: Your era is ENDING soon! Design trends are already swinging the other way. Things like bold colors and brass hardware are coming back into style. In 2 or 3 years, "greige" will be the next ugly 70s palette!
Replying to @random_snakes
Home decorating trends change more slowly than clothing trends. But when they change, it tends to be drastic. The gray/beige thing is a TREND, mostly done by people who think it's "classic" but who have not studied history. Even neutral colors go out of style...Like 1970s colors!
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 YES! I love it! #Halloween
The pot head at the end got me. 😂🎃
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Fact: That's why gold-plated things are often considered cheap and tacky by people who have actual good taste...Because goldleaf wears off over time, especially when exposed to the elements. Anyone who has worked in a pawn shop could have predicted this would happen! 🙄🤪😂
Trump's $5 million gold refurbishing is now melting off the horse statues in Washington, D.C.
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This "dump food" cooking trend is disgusting and needs to GO! I'm so tired of seeing stupid influencers making clickbait by dumping a week's worth of groceries into one dish. Most of the "recipes" look and probably taste like vomited up sh!t! LEARN TO COOK REAL FOOD! 🤢🤮😂
When black folks ask “who cook the food” this is why🤣
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Seriously, this dish contains more calories than I'd eat in a week. No wonder so many Americans are unhealthy! Most of these "dump food" videos are American women. This is also why many countries laugh at how disgusting American food is and assume we ALL must cook this way!
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Fact: Many Americans don't even have $575 to spend on food, let alone on food STORAGE containers! That's absurd! Are these food containers made of gold or something? Companies today are so entitled when it comes to their pricing, its a miracle they stay in business! 🙄🤪💸😂
Your kitchen wishlist just met our biggest savings of the year.✨ Save up to 25% this holiday season!

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To the people who insist that "everything" looks better in gray or beige: Your era is ENDING soon! Design trends are already swinging the other way. Things like bold colors and brass hardware are coming back into style. In 2 or 3 years, "greige" will be the next ugly 70s palette!
Replying to @random_snakes
Home decorating trends change more slowly than clothing trends. But when they change, it tends to be drastic. The gray/beige thing is a TREND, mostly done by people who think it's "classic" but who have not studied history. Even neutral colors go out of style...Like 1970s colors!
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Pre-2000s it was awesome to see all the creativity, color and personality that went into interior design. Now, everyone is obsessed with making everything GRAY and BEIGE and GRAY and MORE BEIGE and I honestly hate it. The good news is, this "neutral" fad is going OUT of style!
Protect Mike at all costs.
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Home decorating trends change more slowly than clothing trends. But when they change, it tends to be drastic. The gray/beige thing is a TREND, mostly done by people who think it's "classic" but who have not studied history. Even neutral colors go out of style...Like 1970s colors!
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This is ridiculous and a huge amount of work for something that isn't even useful. What happens if you need to enter your credit card number and the expiration date to order online? This would cause bigger issues than the 10 seconds it takes to remove a card from your wallet!
Will you do this to your Debit card?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tap-to-pay needs the NFC antenna coil from the card, not just the gold EMV chip. Videos embedding only the chip typically do not work for contactless. Proper DIY is complex; buy commercial rings instead that tokenize your card. hackaday.com/2019/04/25/rfi… instructables.com/RFID-NFC-Tap-a…
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Fact: I'm already prepared for Black Friday! 🤪🐍😂
Holiday shopping starts before Black Friday. Go live on X now and reach buyers before Peak.

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