DM me pictures of your dogs with their names and i will rate them out of 10. Be warned, i can be a savage.
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Meet Dave. Little fucking stoner don't give two fucks about your bitch he'd still smash her. 6/10
Ugly fuck put him out of its misery
Of course, we brought the official pooch of the #TLHBeerSociety: "Bollocks."
Yes, we know what this word means (across the pond). And yes, his naming was intentional. 😎
We don't take no bollocks - and we don't drink no bollocks beer either! 🐕 🍺
If I could kick it over the balcony I would. Pathetic piece of shit. 3/10. nitter.cf/AswathyMurali92/status…
Fucking hell you got any dinner going at yours mate or has Karen eaten it all? Looks like a paper clip on legs. 1/10
Give Ryelee more credit, the only member of your family with a degree is a fucking dog mate. Worthless cunts. 8/10
What the fuck is this? Jess looks like my 82 year old nan and she's been dead 8 years. Boring bitch. 4/10
Meet Kylo. Cunt looks sadder than a bastard holocaust survivor, tell the ugly twat to cheer up. 2/10
Meet Marshall. Ugly little shit, could do with being spray painted silver and superglued to a monopoly board. 3/10
If Stevie Wonder was a dog this is what he would look like. Bitch ain't even making it out the front door. 5/10
