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Eli
@rats7
completely sane and normal
Oklahoma, USA
Joined May 2008
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Eli
@rats7
18 Apr 2020
welcome
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2h
time to play doorman
#deadlock
#stirfry
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5h
馃悎鈥嶁瑳馃
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17h
EVIL FAWF
@BravoFawf
19h
getting one of these but putting photos of the current goodwill workers in them
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Eli
@rats7
Oct 30
midnight dinner
#midnightdinner
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@rats7
Oct 29
i think someone who works at youtube is manually putting these videos in my feed just to fuck with me
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Oct 29
gg
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Oct 28
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Oct 28
putting lap cheong and bok choy in everything i cook from now on
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Oct 26
he loves when i come home for lunch
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Oct 26
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Oct 25
these taste nothing like canes chicken fingers but hey at least they got the size right
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Oct 25
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Oct 24
why did papa johns send me a notification at 3am last night suggesting that i set a reminder to order a pizza
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Oct 22
made a functional porch light prop out of applesauce containers and plastic bowls at work
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Oct 21
making good use of discords soundboard feature
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Oct 21
put more terrible shit into my body. really not sure why you would pick a smoothie to be your last meal before going to federal prison
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Oct 20
paid 25 bucks for soda 馃憤
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Oct 20
my watch tells me this literally every single night
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Oct 19
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Oct 17
this is the worst combination of flavors i've ever tried. i feel like i've been poisoned
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