maks

the concept of failing the entire semester and getting kicked out of law school because id lowkey rather start another durgestarion run than study

ever since my bg3 hyperfixation went into standby mode ive been through a thousand life-changing, core memory events that shaped me into a different person than i was when i first played the game and i STILL react to that fuckass vampires name like a clicker trained dog. Fuck

...hello????

im glad bg3 isn’t real life because imagine astarion

started hrt so i could make transstarion real

12 NEW SUBCLASSES HELLO

i think i had a revelation. he's absolutely dogshit at math

to be fair i dont even think astarion is incapable or loving or being with someone disordered or whatever but his lack of empathy/being shitty when it comes to relationships is such an important part of his character i will just assume you dont even like him if you skip that part

i love that genre of astarion headcanons thats just giving him unnecessary issues and making him more pathetic. like yeah tell me about how you think hes lactose intolerant and has trouble reading

no astarion headcanons for bipolar/aspd tav. now i will never find out how he would disrespect me

if its so bugged i wont get a confession scene im going to unironically kill him

fuck my stupid astarionmancer life